Dopey125: Dave's Pilot, Fired on First Day of Work, Maegan and Bobby from Boston, Prison, Artie Lange Interactions, The Addictionary

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Alternative Health, Mental Health, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2018

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Dave talks about smoking weed while pitching his defunct pilot to Comedy Central, IFC, Netflix, and AMC. We play a voice memo from Buddy Rob about the time he stole dope from his dealer, nodded out in a parking lot, and got fired from work on his first day. Maegan and Bobby from the Addictionary podcast showcase their charming Boston accents and tell some recovery/using stories. Maegan talks about visiting her dad in prison as a child and returning to speak at the same prison as an adult. Bobby talks a bit about his using days and the old-school Boston.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast about drugs, addiction and dumb shit.
0:27.0	I'm Dave and I'm Chris and can you believe the sound quality that we've achieved?
0:34.0	Do I sound like a little girl?
0:37.0	No but your hair looks funny. Still a concern.
0:40.0	Your hair looks funny and you're selling a little girl.
0:43.0	We got a- you look pretty jacked up. Do I?
0:46.0	Yeah, you've been doing a lot of-
0:47.0	No, I've been eating more ice cream and cookies.
0:49.0	You haven't been doing a lot of stuff? Again, about 10 pounds.
0:51.0	But is it all muscle? No.
0:53.0	You've been doing a little-
0:54.0	I've seen a lot of weird Instagram videos.
0:57.0	I've seen a lot of Instagram videos of you and your girlfriends and the gym.
1:00.0	You saw one Instagram story and it's all you saw.
1:04.0	Yeah, them and the gym.
1:05.0	The person is girlfriend and the gym.
1:08.0	Oh man, look at your face.
1:12.0	What?
1:13.0	What that bothers you that I think it's funny that there's Instagram stories of you and your girlfriend working out together?
1:17.0	Blustin reps and smash and zets.
1:20.0	Yeah.
1:21.0	Squats and bench, that's all I do.
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