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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Alternative Health, Mental Health, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2017

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

We read an email from a Dopey Nation member’s mom who recently passed away. We talk about drug testing. Chris tells a story about hiding urine in a rubber ducky and carrying it tied to his balls all day. Chris talks about trying to pass a drug test by diluting it with ”Tide w/ Bleach Alternative” (it didnt work). Dave talks about putting black tar in Affrin bottles, and about getting sick in Austin while working at South by Southwest. We play a voice memo about Chiva from Christina. Jed from Church and Other Drugs calls in and gets dopey and talks recovery. Dave gets Chris to join him on a Tom Petty tribute.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast about drugs, addiction and dumb shit.
0:24.6	Are you waiting for me to say something?
0:26.6	Yeah.
0:27.6	Were you waiting for me to say?
0:29.6	You can say it.
0:30.6	And you're here with Dave and Chris, and I'm Chris, and then Dave.
0:35.6	Yes.
0:36.6	And it's hot.
0:37.6	We're like in the 12th circle of hell.
0:40.6	It's sort of the kitchen in my father's house.
0:42.6	I cannot wait to get to the Hamptons already.
0:45.6	I think my dad did have a nice dinner for us.
0:48.6	He had an amazing dinner.
0:49.6	He had a plate set up, everything.
0:51.6	Tell them the rest of the atmosphere right now.
0:54.6	It stinks.
0:55.6	Chris just farted in this tiny kitchen.
0:57.6	And you're sick.
0:58.6	I'm sick.
0:59.6	It's like a hundred degrees.
1:00.6	Ten hours.
1:01.6	And just pure chaos of the place of your work.
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