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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dopey Tuesday Teaser: The Last of Us or He Took 5 Gummies and Landed in the Psych Ward:, Heroin in the Bronx

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.82.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

In this epic Patreon episode, we welcomes Mike Ahern from Wellbridge—a dude with a “punchable face” and the outreach job to match. Mike shares his wild ride from preteen gravity bong hits in White Plains to frat house Oxy meltdowns, heroin in the Bronx, and finally a come-to-God breakdown off the side of I-95. Now 12 years sober, Mike’s in the biz helping other junkies find their way. Along the way, Dave confesses his latest battle—with gout—and the Dopey Nation gets the inside scoop on Kratom, the evils of weed ice cream trucks, and a deep dive on the Flying Dutchman episode of SpongeBob.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another Tuesday teaser episode for Dopey, the podcast on drugs, addiction, and dumb shit.

0:25.4

I don't know how anybody can eat almonds and not have them splinter and become shards in their throat that make you cough and feel uncomfortable.

0:35.6

Does anyone have another experience eating almonds where they don't splinter and turn

0:41.6

into very coffee, cough-making shards of nut in your throat?

0:48.9

Anyway, again, this is the teaser to make you join Patreon.

0:53.6

There's information on Patreon this week that is very sensitive.

0:59.0

So if you want to know this sensitive information, please go to www.

1:06.3

com slash dopey podcast.

1:10.4

Something interesting just happened that I would like to share a young woman

1:14.8

or she might be a young woman she might be an older woman she might not even be a woman I don't know

1:19.1

her name is sarah and she just wrote me an email it was like the first bit of anger that I've

1:26.3

seen in some time.

1:29.2

And she writes,

1:32.5

Dave, Dave, Dave, I am so upset with you.

1:35.0

I am listening to Dopee chronologically, and I just came across the Dopee IV,

1:38.2

dopey con IV episode.

1:40.1

I don't think I can go on listening to this podcast

1:43.1

or supporting it on Patreon

1:45.5

unless you can point me, oh, the almonds, hold on, unless you can point me to the episode

1:54.2

or evidence of a public amends for the transphobia, homophobia, misogyny, and blatant racism.

2:03.6

Not just racism, blatant racism throughout the program, but particularly from Brandon

2:09.7

Novak and Aaron Berg.

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