Does doping nation need another joke?

Don't they hear enough about smack and fucking blow?

Drugs addiction and dumb shit

It's just so damn lit

It's all they know

They love the show

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doppy-tuesday with a brand new show for you all the drugs and all the dumb shit and many

nuanced issues is it like a dream come true for you?

It really is. To be back on the show two weeks in a row. I thought you hated me, but obviously you

don't. When did you actually think I hated you? Well, in the beginning, it was a little rough.

You know how you all. You think you better than everybody else. Push me aside. Cast me aside.

When was that? In the beginning. What was I explain? In the beginning, you just thought you were superior to me. At one point, I thought you said wasn't I the garbage man at the meeting or something like that? I called you the garbage man. Yeah, like he's not the guy, garbage man over there. Look at that old guy. I was like, what fuck is this guy

think he is?

Did I really call you?

I don't think I called you

the garbage man.

I was just on the phone with my dad, and you know what he said to me? He said, David, he goes, you need to try to be nicer. He said, you're really not nice. Because I mentioned somebody in our family that was annoying me. And he said, well, when are you going to be nicer? Your dad's a smart dude. And for a second, I was like, but, but, but. And then you ran out of butts and then you were like, yeah, maybe you're right, dad, daddy. I said, I'm going to try harder. I said, I'm going to try to be nicer. You call him father? Call him dad. Dad. Dad. I say, dad, dad. I'm going to try harder. That's what I say. I'm going to try harder. I think we should all try harder. Now, do you ever tell your son that he should be nicer? Um, I probably should. I'm going to start. How's that? I think it's time to start. You've learned something today. I've learned something today. Look at that. It's amazing. So we have topics. Are you ready for the topics? Let's see him, bro. Maybe last time we just ignored the topic list. You ignored everything. Well, that's because I got popcorn lodged in my throat.

I tried to read and I couldn't get through an email without coughing. And I would, it was,

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