Timestamped Notes / Chapter Markers 00:00 – 00:55 Opening parody song / "I love heroin" bit 00:55 – 02:03 Dave singing / intro riff + "It's time for Dopey" 02:03 – 04:02 Sponsor read: Oro Recovery (Bob Forrest's program) 04:02 – 06:31 Dave introduces episode, talks about old band "Alty Scrub Hustle" recording in 1999, snorting dope in studio bathroom, life falling apart then 06:31 – 18:14 Massive Spotify comments section (Jed Payne episode reactions) – Dave reads dozens, Jed replies to many 18:14 – 20:34 Sponsor reads: Mountainside + BetterHelp (Valentine's/relationship pressure theme) 20:34 – 25:20 Voicemail from "The Gypsy" – MRSA infection from muscling dope, shooting up through PICC line in hospital, kicked out 25:20 – 30:05 Sponsor read: Orchard on the Brazos (Dan & Brandy's place) 30:05 – 32:28 Email from listener in Michigan – moved from CA → MI, plane smuggling, Flint crack/heroin runs, now on subs with family 32:28 – end of interview (≈2:09:00) Main interview – Amanda Crossley 32:28 – 37:14 Intro, Dr. Phil appearance, writing the letter at 23 37:14 – 41:50 Growing up in South Jersey, resenting sisters' drug use, first Roxy 30 at 18 41:50 – 48:48 Pharmacy tech job → stealing pills (secret trash-tissue method) 48:48 – 58:18 Getting caught, first shot of heroin same day in Camden 58:18 – 1:11:41 Shooting heroin ritual, sisters relapsing together in Florida 1:11:41 – 1:26:08 House robberies (Cherry Hill), getaway driver role, first arrest 1:26:08 – 1:39:50 Sugar daddy website phase, working at "Hairitage's", stealing there too 1:39:50 – 1:51:18 Dr. Phil call comes right after arrest, filming while high, meeting Brandon Novak at Roosevelt Hotel 1:51:18 – 2:04:25 Filming the show high, seeing parents' pain, immediate limo to treatment 2:04:25 – 2:09:11 Treatment, show airing at 60 days, sisters' journeys, current life (married 11+ years, two kids) 2:09:11 – 2:13:55 Wrap-up, plugs, SafeSpot number, customstickers.com code DOPEY20 2:13:55 – 2:23:xx Closing music from old band (Girl of Mine + other tracks)