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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dopey 545:Crack at 15, Shitting Out Balloons of Dope & Eating Raw Bacon with IDGAF Foods, Don't Be a Fucking Pussy! Addiction Recovery!

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.82.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Happy 1 Year to Heather! Happy 1 Year to Jen S. If you want your anniversary read on the show send in an email or voicemail to [email protected] DOPEYCON 2025 TICKETS: https://buytickets.at/thedopeyfoundation/1765668 Recorded in Park City, Utah with IDGAF Foods. Early years: depression at 5, sitting in closets listening to sad piano records. Smoked crack at 15 in Manchester, CT; identity formed instantly around drugs. Early hustle: fake Adidas hat re-sewn to say “Acid.” Buckets of Molly + shards of ketamine cooked in Pyrex from “Kahlua bottles.” First rehab: snorted Suboxone → precipitated withdrawal. Florida halfway house: wanted to be a junkie, left after 4 months → straight to Berkfest (moe., Deep Banana Blackout). Shit stories: swallowing balloons of dope, digging through shit for crack, OCD washing. Scam hustles: told people cops pulled him over so he “threw the drugs out the window”; pocketed their money. Lucky streak: claims he walked out of a house during a raid untouched. Never arrested. $500/day habit in Utah: black tar heroin, 30s, crack. Stevie Ray Vaughan was a huge inspiration in recovery. Quit cold turkey 2012 with small methadone taper + psych med detox. Quit cigs too. Art saves him: digital psychedelic covers, NFT side hustle, album covers for Disco Biscuits, Dean DeLeo, Juanes & Alessia Cara (held up by Jimmy Fallon). Birth of IDGAF Foods: stopped obsessing over “food shamers,” used OCD to create viral bits (7-Eleven hot dog twinkle, oat milk, raw bacon sashimi). Oatly threatened him legally; he responded, “Sounds like you said thank you incorrectly.” Now: refuses to monetize account. Messages from addicts are the real currency.

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0:00.0

You know I'm a junkie, I love shooting dope.

0:05.0

I stay high all the time will I ever stop no I love needles black tar and access is filled with us wearing makeup and shooting dope is so god damn glamorous I love podcasts

0:39.3

one day I'll go on one

0:43.3

some dopey podcast

0:46.3

because I love heroin

0:49.3

I'm on my way

0:56.0

I'm coming in

0:58.0

Paramountress on my way I'm coming in I'm coming hands away

1:12.6

Hey hey Hey Hey, hey, hey, hi. It's time for Jopi.

1:32.3

And I want to sing a song for you.

1:36.3

Tim Chris gonna show you a finger too.

1:40.3

You'll have some fun now with me and all the gang

1:46.4

Learning from each other

1:49.1

Why we do our thing

1:51.6

Na la nah, no

1:53.6

Go to help a good time

1:55.3

Yeah

1:56.0

Nah, nah, nah, go to help the time

1:59.5

If you're not careful You might learn something before it's not. This is David Chris coming out to the music in fun

2:01.7

If you're not careful, you might learn something before you're talking

2:04.6

Hey, hey, hey

2:06.6

Nah, nah, nah, go to hell the time

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