Dopey 516: Selling Fake Macadamia Nut Crack, Shooting IV Benadryl, and Straight Junky Scumbaggery with Jason Cabello

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2025

⏱️ 164 minutes

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Summary

This Week on Dopey! Old School Dopey Abounds! Jason Cabello brings the fucking serious Dopey - too much to describe - but lets just say that his favorite mixture - his signature blend - if you will - was: The Jason Special 🥃💉 1 cap of heroin (China White, usually in a capsule) 2 mg of Dilaudid (when he could get it) Molly (crushed and injected for a wavy rush) Crack (dissolved using vinegar or lemon juice) Liquid Benadryl (extracted from gel caps and added for an extra rush) PLUS Travis's heart felt email, Samantha's COKEY Voicemail, DOPEY LOVE with Margaret Cho 3/11 https://publictheater.org/productions/joes-pub/2025/d/dopey-podcast-live/ Patreon www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast

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0:00.0	You feel like no one understands your affliction.
0:05.0	When you feel like no one's home, so alone in your addiction.
0:13.0	Well, if your deal lives left, then put your headphones on a walk to the right.
0:20.0	Because there's a nation out there keep you left and put your headphones on a walk to the right.
0:24.6	Because there's a nation out there. Keep you safe. Keep you clean.
0:26.6	Police for tonight.
0:29.6	So pay attention, dobination.
0:32.6	The affected one to reminisce.
0:35.6	To pay attention
0:39.0	Dober Nation for a fallen brothers
0:41.5	Todd and Chris
0:43.0	If life seems like a curse
0:47.7	With the hoarse in reverse
0:49.3	Put a smile on your face
0:51.4	At last
0:52.5	So hey attention
0:54.4	doping nation
0:55.3	it's time for the
0:56.9	doping podcast
0:58.2	stay strong
1:02.1	doping nation
1:03.0	time for Dave
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