Dopey 473: How I Smuggled Dope from India in a Dildo Made of Heroin with Louie M! The Ultimate Gay Drug Smuggler Episode! MDMA! Bolivian Cocaine! Surviving HIV! Long Term Recovery!

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2024

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

This week on Dopey! In a super special new Dopey! We are joined by one of the greatest Dopey storytellers in the history of the show! Louie Mandrapillias - the gay weed kingpin of Houston tells a Dopey story unlike all Dopey stories which starts innocently enough in Shreveport Louisiana and winds up in India smuggling heroin back to New York City up his butt in a dildo shaped condom. There are too many incredible Dopey stories to ruin in this description! PLUS voicemails from Australia, a letter from prison and so much more in a super extra special new episode of the good old Dopey Show! NOTES!- MDA and studio 54- speedballs- trafficking drugs from india- opium den- bhagwan compound- smuggling heroin in a condom- DEA search at the airport- projecting drug use onto random people when you're high- bolivian cocaine, getting caught- avoids jail time with nepotism- heroin from bangkok smuggling tek- HIV positive- spontaneous recovery awakening- LA AA scene

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0:00.0	You know I'm a junkie.
0:13.0	I love shooting.
0:16.0	I'm shooting up.
0:18.0	I stay high on the table.
0:21.0	Will I ever stop.
0:24.0	I love needles.
0:27.0	Black tarin,
0:29.0	access is filled with us,
0:32.0	wearing makeup and shooting Dopis so god damn glamorous
0:37.0	I love podcast
0:40.0	one day I'll go on one.
0:45.0	Some don't be podcast because I love heroin.
0:50.0	I'm on my way coming in there.
0:55.0	I'm on my way.
0:57.0	Coming in.
0:58.0	There wrong way.
1:05.0	I'm on my way.
1:07.0	Oh, on my way.
1:08.0	I'm gonna be.
1:10.0	Oh, my way. I'm going to go away.
1:15.0	This song goes out to everybody in this combination.
1:19.0	Talking tutors. Jop. It's time. Hey, hey, hey, hi, and Jopi.
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