Dopey 199: Welcome to Methodonia, Euphoria & Alan

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2019

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

On the new episode of Dopey! We inch toward the 200th episode also known as Chrismiss but take a layover stop in Methodonia, where we hear Alan a little rilled up. We then hear from classic Dopey caller Jesse, who actually works in a Methadone Clinic! Then TV/Film critic Devin Feraci takes a look at the crazy Dopey HBO series Euphoria! Plus voicemails, emails, DOPEYCON and much much more on a methadonian, mayham induced melange of diabolically deviant Dopey.

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0:48.3	One take home at a time.
0:53.0	This episode of Dopey is brought to you by our friends at Allo Recovery Center in
1:00.0	Sonny Southern California. Located in Malibu and Silver Lake, Allo is an amazing treatment
1:05.8	center designed to take care of addicts by treating them with compassion, not control.
1:11.4	There are so many good things about Allo, I don't know where to start. I'm going to start
1:15.5	with the fact that they make a detox that is comfortable if you're a fucked up junkie
1:21.0	or alcoholic or pillhead. If you're scared of the detox, Allo seems to really, really
1:27.3	make sure that the detox is as comfortable as possible. Another amazing thing about Allo
1:32.8	is that they have over 675 years of combined experience from their staff. They know what
1:38.5	they're doing. My favorite thing about Allo besides the comfortable detox are the amazing
1:43.3	amenities. They have sweat lodge. They have sound bath meditation. They have surfing. Allo
1:50.1	seems like a great place to go. They take you to meetings if you want to go. If you don't
1:54.4	want to go, you don't have to go. If you're fucked and you want to get help and you're
1:59.2	a drug addict and you're willing to go to California, I would totally consider going to
2:03.8	Allo. This episode of Dopey is also brought to you by listeners like you, The Dopey Nation.
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