Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast about drugs, addiction and dumb shit and we have

a very special guest on the phone from Los Angeles, Ashley.

Speaking of dumb shit.

Speaking of dumb shit, we have Ashley on the phone.

How are you?

I've been called a word to trust me.

I'm going to hold my hands shaking a little bit, I haven't eaten in a day because I got

to get this cloth for a week tomorrow and I'm getting ready to start the prep for it and

that should be fine.

The first thing it says, this product will give you diarrhea, that's great, that's fantastic.

So that's why I got the 4-2 tonight.

So is this the first time you've taken colonoscopy medication?

Pre-colonoscopy.

I had it once before I really liked it so I was like how much to do this every week.

Well the real question is though, like, you're Ashley is a hardcore drug addict in recovery.

How would you compare colonoscopy medicine with kicking or with drugs?

Is there a parallel anywhere there?

It's crazy, I guess because of the abdominal thing, especially like with the opiate.

Once you come off on me, that's just crazy about heroin, it does everything opposite.

You can sleep on it all the time, you can like, you never have to worry about going to

bathroom, then you come off it, then you can't sleep or pooping all the time, you're

freezing.

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