Good evening, Darklings, far and wide. Thank you for joining us this evening on the Paranormal 60 News. You are not going to believe the stories we have culled together from you from around the world. That's right, I said around the world, and that can mean only one thing. A lot of mispronunciations. So get your drinks in hand, turn down the lights, put the kids to bed.

We are the only news you need to know.

I'm Dave Schrader, and this is the paranormal 60 News.

I'm Daveher. My Good evening, and welcome to my Good evening, everybody, and welcome to my domain.

Let's bring on the paranormal news crew.

We've got a special guest joining us to sit in and have a little fun,

mostly at Greg's expense, but let's get the introductions underway.

Ladies and gentlemen, my right-hand man, all the way from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Chachi. I knew it was me when you said right-hand man. That's right-hand man. I wasn't sure who you're going with first. Then you said right-hand man. Well, come on. I appreciate that. I like it. You've got the Marty Lovin hashtag pantying shirt from last week. It was tough decision this week i had like six written down i

went back and listened to the show today and uh looked at the comments because that's kind of my thing

and panting one out and you so gregg doesn't prepare the news you don't prepare the shirt

until like a half an hour before showtime it's i like it to be warm when I put it on.

I freshly ironed it.

Yes, that is the way to go.

Ladies and gentlemen, speaking of the way to go, here he is living in retirementville with Jimmy Buffett, the colonel.

Hey, hey, happy Wednesday there, Dave.

And I just feel so honored that I won this week. Again,

uh, it kind of, I think it's been in every week. But, uh, I like that. Yeah. Again. Yeah.

You definitely are winning. Yeah. Thank you. Hashtack winning every week.

Don't disappoint. Ladies and gentlemen, the paranormal detective is back where he belongs in his home studio built on tens of dollars. Greg Lawson. What is that guy? Greg be struggling. Hey, Greg. Hey, man. It's hot in here. Hot, hot, hot, hot. All these lights and all this electricity. Is getting hot in here. I just want you to know that I am doing my best to look on the bright side of things.

If you'll... lights, all this electricity. I just want you to know that I am doing my best to look on the bright side of things.

If you'll notice, I'm still apparently young enough to have Zits.

Oh, I woke up.

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