DONKEY: Serial Shoplifter Tries To Rob Walmart During ‘Shop With A Cop’ Event
The Breakfast Club
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4.4 • 13.8K Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a serial shoplifter who tried to rob Walmart during a ‘Shop With a Cop’ event. Listen for more!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.8 | Some donkey today's just saw themselves. |
| 0:08.6 | Haven't watched me, Charlaman. |
| 0:09.8 | I was ready for you. |
| 0:10.6 | I'm a donkey. |
| 0:13.2 | I never heard a donkey other day. |
| 0:14.6 | What is it? |
| 0:15.2 | Say it again, Charlemagne. |
| 0:17.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.6 | You are a donkey. I'll show you how to act a donkey. Everything is Charlemagne. Yes, you are a don't. |
| 0:21.5 | I'll show you how to ask a donkey. |
| 0:23.3 | Everything that Charleney is true. |
| 0:27.3 | Yes, donkey today for Wednesday, December 17th goes to a 24-year-old Sophia |
| 0:31.6 | Malak. |
| 0:32.2 | Okay, she is a career shoplifter from Hartford, Wisconsin. |
| 0:35.5 | And what I've realized during this holiday season is some people just need a warm place to stay. Okay, it's really just that simple. Some individuals I refuse to believe, or this stupid, they just want to be in jail right now. Okay, they want to be in jail. They need a warm place to stay. I have a theory that some humans are fully aware of the crimes they're committing and how they're committing them. |
| 0:54.7 | And the plan is for them to end up in jail because they know they will at least have a place to stay for a few hours, okay? |
| 1:02.0 | A few meals and some heat. |
| 1:03.1 | If the jail there are in, have heat. |
| 1:05.1 | But that's clearly a risk, you know, some folks are willing to take because there's no possible way some folks are this stupid. |
| 1:11.1 | But maybe you are because I've been doing donkey here today every day on breakfast club for 15 |
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