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The Breakfast Club

DONKEY: Man Breaks Into Apartment, Unwraps Christmas Gifts & Sleeps On Couch

The Breakfast Club

The Black Effect Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.414.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a man who broke into an apartment, unwrapped Christmas gifts, and fell asleep on the couch. Listen for more!

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:23.6

Guaranteed Human. Your execution on the donkey of the day is something to hold. Is it a reed? It gave me donkey of the day and I deserve it. People need to know. What you need to tell them. I am. You have the voice. Tell them. Tell them. It's a lot of me. It's a read, but you're so good at it. He's trying to be a fake-ass Charlemagne.

0:38.5

You're only one Charlemagne. He's only one Charlamagne to go. Man, you know why life is so funny? Why? Because G. Herbo was playing, and Jess is in the background, like, I love his G. Herbo record. It's so hard. But there's somebody else in the chat is right.

0:39.4

Somebody in the chat said,

0:53.5

it's too early for these G Herbo aggressive run-on cynicism. The beat is so hard, yo. That's why art is so subjective, man. Snoop to G. Herbo, though. Donkey today for Wednesday, December 3rd is a double donkey. First, there is a man from Maine named Jose Harvey.

0:55.0

He was 50 years old.

0:56.0

He was arrested Sunday is a double donkey. First, there is a man from Maine named Jose Harvey.

0:55.0

He was 50 years old.

0:56.1

He was arrested Sunday after a resident called and reported that a man had broken into their apartment was sleeping on their couch and refused to leave.

1:05.2

Authority said Harvey could not provide a logical reason why he was in the apartment.

1:09.3

If you ask me, it's probably because he was homeless in Maine, okay? And Maine is very cold. All right, do you know how cold Maine is? All right, this was Bangor, Maine. Am I pronouncing that right? Bang or Maine? Now, I'm not no meteorologist, but if there's one thing I know about Maine and by one thing I know about Maine, I mean literally one thing. This is the one thing I've ever heard about Maine. It gets very cold. Okay? And I did some research this morning. And by research, I mean I typed in temperature in bang or Maine. All right? Today is a high of 32 with a low of 21. For the rest of the of the week tomorrow the low is four degrees

1:45.2

Friday's low is four degrees with a high as 17 so when I see authorities say

1:51.7

Harvey could not provide a logical reason why he was in the apartment well the

1:56.4

logical reason to me it was probably because he was cold all right and homeless

1:59.8

not making any excuses for him because I don't know if that was indeed the reason but if it is the because he was cold all right and homeless not making any excuses

2:01.0

for him because i don't know if that was indeed the reason but if it is the reason i've learned

2:04.7

in life not to judge people for what they do when they are in survival mode but understand if you

2:11.4

broke in my house i don't know your situation i just know you broke in my house now you sleep on

2:16.6

my couch and you're refusing to leave so now now I'm in survival mode. So don't judge me when I shoot you. Okay. And that's exactly why you shouldn't be breaking into people's houses. Okay. I'm really serious when I say I feel like people who break into other people's houses, they got to be suicidal. All right, it's no way you care about living.

2:34.6

You bet off playing a game of Russian roulette because you are playing with your life in ways that you don't even understand because you don't know what people are holding when you break into their residence. But let's get back to the matter in hand. I told you all this was a double donkey. All right, you got the first one. Jose Harvey,

2:49.7

Jose Harvey,

2:51.2

broken to somebody's apartment

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