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Guaranteed Human. Well, hit the Florida, a donkey. Please. What? Oh. This is Florida. I'm sorry. Oh, boy. Hit the Florida. Yeah, pull it up. Give us a second. I'm sorry. Make sure you tell him to watch out for Florida, man. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey. A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after Deputy's Day. He rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo. The breakfast club, bitch.

Donkey of the day with Shalham Hayne the guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get you all like this. You got to give Florida credit for the crazy. Now, donkey today for January 29th goes to an 18-year-old Florida girl named Farah Kernan. What does your uncle Shala always tell you about the great state of Florida? Say it with me. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. And today is no exception. Now, earlier today on the show, Inby. Yes. You said that being a big back is an epidemic in America, didn't you? Yes. You said these little fat-ass kids is out of control and should be rounded up and sent to Chunky Camp, didn't you? They said by 10 years, half the population will be fat, I mean obese. Well, not only are these kids fat. Damn, they're dangerous and they are extremely violent with their food. Okay, imagine using your rations as a weapon against your mother. What do you mean, Uncle Shala? She used her rations as a weapon against her mother.

Well, let me read you this headline.

Teen arrested for battery after allegedly striking mother with a pork chop.

According to a probable cause.

This is a serious situation. Okay, I'm serious.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

According to a probable cause affidavit, a deputy responded to a residence on January 22nd regarding a verbal dispute between a teenager and her mother.

At some point during the argument, 18-year-old Farah Kernan slapped her mother across the face with her right hand.

Okay, apparently she had been consuming alcohol earlier that day. Then the mother

told authorities that before she was slapped, Kernan threw a pork chop at her. What's the snicker

slogan? You're not you when you're hungry? Yeah. Okay, they got to eat the snickers because there's

no food around. You got plenty of food in front of you, uh, Farah, and you still acting like this? Well, this this well this must be you so let's discuss first of all if you're out here

food fighting you must be rich okay culinary combat cost all right have you seen the

price of groceries do you know pork chops are four to seven dollars a pound

depending on the cut okay bone in boneless loin versus sirloin y'all got money like that? All right, times must not be that hard if y'all out here throwing gravy grenades at each other. Okay, it costs to launch a mass potato missile. All right? I know Uncle Murder and Tony Yale was here last hour talking about having a food fight, but those two brothers got paper. Okay, you all can't afford to have a sloppy Joe showdown.

Not to mention.

The headline for this story was teen arrested for battery after allegedly striking mother

with a pork chop.

Okay, to me, culinary combat is not the headline of this story.

What should be the headline of this story is that before this woman decided a pork chop was her weapon of choice, she slapped her mother and her mother called the police while her mother's friend was recording her getting slapped. Let's play a game. I can't wait. I want to play this game. Yes, what? Right, she is. Right, give me my clues. Farah Kernan, 18 years old. What? Let me finish. Right, give me my clues.

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