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Guaranteed Human.

Make sure you tell him to watch out for Florida, man.

The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.

Yes, you are a donkey.

The Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.

It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after Deputy's Day he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocate his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo. The breakfast club, bitchy. Donkey of the day with Charlemagne the guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. No, Lord Duval, it's not me. It's Florida. Okay, donkey here today for Tuesday, December 2nd, goes to a 48-year-old Florida man named Darius Davis, okay? Darius Davis is from Miami-Dade, Florida. Okay, drop on the clues bombs from Miami-Dade. All right. What does y'all always say about the great state of Florida? Say it with me.

The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.

And today is no exception, okay?

Salute to every black man out there who still has a hairline.

All right.

God bless you all.

I remember those days of having one.

And what bothers me the most is I feel like I got cheated because back in the day,

I got my wig pushed back by a whack barber. Okay, you know one of those barbers trying to get that line sharp, but in the process of them trying to get it sharp, they just keep pushing

your headline back further and further. Okay, I really feel like that got me started on the path

to baldness.

Okay, that barber snatched my edges, all right?

My hairline never fully recovered from the barber pushing my hairline back, okay?

Every black man out there knows the pain of getting your hairline pushed back.

And then finally, at some point, you just say, F it, cut it all off.

Okay, we were forced to go bald because a barber pushed our hairlines back, all right?

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