You make sure you tell him to watch out for Florida Man

The craziest people in America come from the Bronx in all of Florida

Yes, you are a dog

The Florida Man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason

It gave him too much money

Florida Man is arrested after WWE say he rigged the board to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife

Police arrested an Orlando man for talking up a window

For the breakfast club, bitchy

Don't care the day, put Charlotte, I'm a guy, I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this

It ain't me, do ballers y'all

Okay, don't care the day for Wednesday November 1st

It's going to Gabrielle Luviano, I think that's how you pronounce his name

Gabrielle Luviano, he's from Southwest Florida

What does your uncle Charlotte always say about the great state of Florida?

Say it with me, they're crazy as people in America come from the Bronx in all of Florida

And today is no exception

See, Gabrielle is in Southwest Florida impersonating law enforcement

And I can't stand folks who impersonate law enforcement

Even here in the Tri-State area, especially in Jersey, you got these people who be riding around with the red and blue emergency lights

Envy, you told me once there's a way to tell if the emergency lights are actual law enforcement

What is it?

Or usually blue lights are fire fighters, those are the usually ones that they use when they fake it

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