DONKEY: 'Beef Bandit' Arrested After Stealing Hundreds Of Dollars Worth Of Meat

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4.4 • 14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to the so-called 'Beef Bandit,' arrested after stealing hundreds of dollars’ worth of meat. Listen for more!

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:06.4	I'm Marcus Grant.
0:07.9	And I'm Michael Florio, and together we host the NFL fantasy football podcast.
0:13.1	Ready to dominate your fantasy league this season?
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0:38.6	I was born a donkey.
0:40.3	It's the donkey of the dead.
0:42.9	These donkeys, don't know.
0:46.0	A bunch of f***.
0:47.9	For the donkey of the day.
0:49.7	That's pretty fun.
0:51.1	Charlamine the devil.
0:53.2	Possible.
0:54.9	The Breakfast Club.
0:57.0	Well, don't here today for Tuesday, August 26th, goes to a Louisiana man named Michael R. Doin.
1:02.8	Okay, Michael is 57 years old, and he is facing felony charges this morning.
1:07.6	Did you know that in America, you can be arrested for having too much meat in your pants?
1:14.1	Oh, N.V., I see the twinkle in your eye. Oh, I see the twinkle in your eye and I heard the
1:18.2	flutter in your heart when I said that. What? Okay. Yes, 57-year-old Michael R. Doin was arrested
1:23.4	for having excessive meat in his pants. Okay, in fact, the Livingston Paris Sheriff's office is calling him the beef bandit.
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