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And the winner of last night's Republican debate is Donald Trump, despite not actually

being there, nor saying anything about any of it at all. Yeah. When asked who won the

debate, Donald Trump is the winner, and he was not even there. Now in second place,

for those that did attend the lesser known GOP debates, is Vivek Ramaswamy, for which

I'm a big fan. I think he's a he may be coming off a little too. What's the right word?

Sonified? Maybe plastic. Maybe plastic. I'm not trying to rag on the guy, but Vivek

is really trying to make a character of himself in my opinion to stand out, and he maybe went

right over the line, but it's okay. I think it's mostly fun. I think Vivek may be too

smart as the issue. I really do think so, and that's not a complete compliment, right?

I think all the people up on those days on that stage are very, very smart, but to varying

degrees, they're playing, you know, a reading level game. Some of these candidates like

Chris Christie are going third grade reading level. And again, I am not saying this to insult

the candidates. I'm saying the strategy of someone like Chris Christie, he goes, Donald

Trump is is not going to come up on the stage to deal with this issue. This is because

he's ducking them. And you know, people are going to call him Donald Trump. They're going

to call him Donald Duck. And then he chuckles and no one laughs. It's like, okay, yeah,

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