This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast. It's Wednesday the 3rd of October,

and Sharon Osborne, as you remember from yesterday, has departed the X Factor. Apparently,

so the story goes. Howard Stern, who's her friend, claims she was paid to keep her mouth shut, and so she's denying she was fired.

Because I'm assuming if somebody gives you a couple of million dollars or something like that, then you're not going to say, you can just get it. I have no comment to make. I'm more than happy. Thank you very much indeed.

Cheryl's new music will be 100% personal. Well, there you go. Kiss of death

immediately. Kiss of death immediately. 100% are supposed to what? Singing about somebody else?

Ridiculous. This is showing her vulnerability. Her vulnerability? And we talk about the same person?

Cheryl, in court, remember? Although we don't forget these things, Cheryl.

We know exactly what you are, love.

But, you know, I think you're faffing around with music.

Do you not think stacking shelves would be better?

You know, at least you could...

Tinna beans.

Tinned tomatoes.

I don't put another tin of beans.

I do that.

I mean, the music stuff is just rubbish. Don't waste everybody's time.

The last, you know, and if customers come up and go, excuse me, where are the chopped tomatoes?

She's going to lose her temper. We know what she's like when she loses her temper. Don't waste your time.

The last of your singles barely scraped into the charts. However, however, on a more happier note, the papers are still laying into

Davy Boy Beckham. Davey, believe it or not, has actually trousered, whatever it is now, to plug a Korean car,

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