Don’t Sweat the Ball Stuff

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

Pop, Society & Culture, Culture, Games, Gadgets, News, Internet, Comedy, Science

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2018

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

The average athlete loses about a liter of sweat an hour; Alberto Salazar, an American marathoner, lost 3.7 liters per hour and 12 pounds of his total body weight during the 1984 Olympic marathon in Los Angeles. For NFL players, the number is lower than sweat champion Salazar, but much higher than their colleagues in sports like soccer or running. Larger bodies aren’t the only explanation for the higher amount of sweat—linemen weigh more and likely have bigger sweat glands, and more of them. Combined, a troop of sweaty football players might produce a grand total of 41745 mL of sweat per Super Bowl, or 11 gallons. That means one single, precious 10-gallon cooler of salty secretion—with a bonus gallon to make the dunking all the sweeter. Jeff and Anthony weigh in on this juicy topic.

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0:00.0	You might think it's February, but if it's February, then why are we about to have our
0:03.5	January patron hangout?
0:04.9	Yeah, that just doesn't add up.
0:07.0	It must still be January.
0:08.9	Yeah, think about that.
0:10.1	That's smart guy.
0:11.1	And we are having the aforementioned January patron hangout.
0:15.8	That is a time where anti and I get on hangout with you, our patrons and talk about, you
0:20.6	know, whatever you want.
0:22.4	Whatever you want, we do that on Friday, the 16th at 5 p.m. Pacific time.
0:27.6	You want to join us, jump on cam and chat.
0:30.2	You can find out how to do so at patreon.com slash we have concerns.
0:34.4	Oh, is that all they do?
0:40.8	I thought they locked me up.
0:51.6	Oh, it depends.
0:52.6	It depends.
0:53.6	I would be.
0:54.6	It depends.
0:55.6	I would be removed from my monster hunter.
0:57.0	I mean, child.
0:58.0	This is we have concern, side Jeff, can I have the decarbonate?
1:01.8	Hello, concerned citizens.
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