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We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

News, Science, Society & Culture, Culture, Comedy, Internet, Pop, Games, Gadgets

4.92K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2017

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

A “blueish mass” of 17 contact lenses has been discovered in the eye of a patient who was scheduled for cataract surgery. The 67-year-old patient was unaware that the contact lenses were missing, and later told surgeons that she thought her discomfort was due to dry eye and old age. Anthony and Jeff marvel at the ability to even get to that point, and wonder about the circumstances that led to the discovery.

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0:00.0

You ever see that movie Dr. Strange?

0:01.6

That's very good.

0:02.6

You know how he has that cape that helps him out?

0:04.5

Yeah, the magical cape that has sentience.

0:06.8

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's this magical cape and every time he's in trouble,

0:09.3

this magical cape comes and helps him out.

0:11.3

Because he's a good dude and the cape likes what he's doing.

0:13.1

That's awesome.

0:13.7

Yeah, you can kind of do that for this show.

0:15.9

Why? You could be our magical cape?

0:17.3

You could be our magical cape and help us keep the show going and help us grow the show.

0:21.2

To find out how, go to patreon.com slash we have concerns.

0:24.5

Be our magical cape!

0:30.0

Come back and tell me all your stories.

0:42.0

Yeah, I would love to hear all of the comic con stories.

0:45.4

I will not go.

0:46.5

You cannot make me this year.

0:48.9

This is we have concerns.

0:49.9

Hi, Jeff Ganada.

0:50.9

Hi Anthony Carbony.

0:51.9

Hello, concerned citizens.

0:52.9

I want to talk to you, Jeff, about a story that was sent into us by so many people across

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