Don’t Settle For Dusty (w/ Ron Funches, Michaela Jaé Rodriguez, and Nat Faxon)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.2 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

On a new episode of Bad Dates, host Joel Kim Booster welcomes his Loot co-stars Ron Funches, Michaela Jaé Rodriguez, and Nat Faxon to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Ron’s date cannot respect the call time, Michaela Jaé's Tinder guys cannot or will not read, and Nat performs impromptu cosmetic surgery at the Phish show. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [email protected], we can’t wait to hear all about it! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel for video clips.   Joel Kim Booster: Psychosexual, Fire Island, Loot Season 2 Ron Funches: @ronfunch on Insta, @ronfunches on other social media, Loot Season 2 Michaela Jaé Rodriguez: @michaela.jae on TikTok, @mjrodriguez7 on other social media, Loot Season 2 Nat Faxon: @nat_faxon on Insta, @NatFaxon on other social media, Loot Season 2

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0:00.0	Smart Bless me.
0:07.0	Just watching my son get older, watch him become a big brother, it's really
0:14.9	allowed me to see how independent and how lucky I am to have him and that we
0:20.7	don't really need someone else in that in turn allows me to just be
0:24.8	open and find someone that I enjoy for me. You're hanging out with some real sluts
0:28.6	with no maternal instinct now. Bad Dates.
0:47.0	Hello, and welcome to another episode of Bad Dates here on the Smartless Media Network.
0:52.0	I'm Joel Kim Booster, your host.
0:55.0	Listen, this is a podcast about bad dates. It's a very straightforward name, okay?
1:01.0	The idea is right there in the title.
1:03.0	And it's a podcast where I bring some of my funny friends on
1:07.0	and we discuss some of their horrific dating stories
1:11.0	and we try to help you too, which is what I'm about to do right now with some listener mail from Ashley
1:19.1	And she writes check this shit out against my better judgment, I agreed to meet a guy for brunch at an outdoor cafe.
1:25.4	This guy was a try-hard. He would feel like he's on a funny run and keeps going, with little to no response from me.
1:31.6	It was so cringe, but I was polite and thanked him for the date.
1:35.2	He texted me a bit afterward, but I did the path of least resistance and ghosted him.
1:39.2	About a week later, I started getting these notifications on Instagram, when I look he's got an entire
1:44.1	photo spread of our brunch titled Dream Date with Ashley. This fucker had
1:47.9	someone secretly taking pictures of us and managed to find a few shots where I
1:50.9	didn't look like I was stuck in a bear trap.
1:52.6	I untacked myself, but they're still on his account for all 16 of his followers to enjoy.
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