Don't Lick Your Golf Balls
Boomer & Gio
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🗓️ 18 July 2025
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Before we get going here, just because you just brought it up. |
| 0:02.2 | I know you guys, you talked about this earlier in the week. I've never heard of this licking golf. Now, when you say licking a golf ball, you're talking about just literally taking the ball to your tongue, not, hey, I'm going to lick my fingers and then, like, wipe some mud off the ball? There used to be a bowl in here. So there was, there was a, there was a grass stain on there, right? Right? Yeah, sure. It happens all the time. |
| 0:01.3 | So, so I'm, I'm trying to just get it off with my thumb. Yeah. It's not coming off. So I just, oh, as opposed to spitting on it. I just on your, but I've done that before. I've done, I've done all of it. Just making sure I understand what you're saying. I'm licking ball. Yeah. But also people will say don't do that either because you're touching the ball. It's got the poison on it. And then you lick your finger. It's almost the same thing. I suppose. But so sometimes I'll lick the finger. Sometimes I'll spit on. Sometimes this time I just happened to just go, blah. |
| 0:55.6 | And then, you know, there you go. |
| 0:57.7 | Okay. |
| 0:58.4 | And a trip to the ER or the urgent care. |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah, that was a rough one. |
| 1:04.3 | Yeah, I mean, oxygen of 88. |
| 1:06.2 | I was almost, I mean, now that everything's okay, I was almost happy to see how severe |
| 1:10.3 | it got just to prove to boomer I wasn't a total wuss and I actually needed help. You know what I'm saying? But you know what? You disappoint me. I at least took the photo and sent it in. What do you mean? Of my damaged face. I have a photo. But you didn't post it anywhere. Why would I do that? Well. I mean, I look horrible. So did I. That's the point. Well, I only took it for Gina because she said, yeah, so this is. This was after the Benadryl, but this is me and the urgent care with the swollen face with the nebulizer. That's not terrible. But this is after the Benadryl. It was way worse than that. This was like an hour after Benadryl. And that's when Boomer really got like serious about it is when he looked at me and I was like, brum. It looked like a puffer fish. Yeah, it was... And then it was not... Yeah, that was... |
| 2:01.1 | And then he turned to breathing and everything else. |
| 2:02.9 | You ever see Hitch with Will Smith? |
| 2:04.6 | I have. |
| 2:05.5 | No. |
| 2:06.0 | No? |
| 2:06.3 | All right, then you wouldn't get the reference. I was curious if it got that bad. Same situation. Oh, I've seen that. I've seen the memes. I've seen the means of Will Smith. |
| 1:58.3 | You know, grocery convenience store to get some Benadryl or something, something along those lines. |
| 2:02.7 | Yeah, well, the friend of mine who told me that he's like, you lick the golf ball. It happened to him, and it got so bad that he couldn't even make it to the hospital. He had to call 911 and tell him where he was, and they showed up and stabbed him with an EpiPen immediately. Oh, this is a serious thing. I mean, it doesn't happen all the time. But it happens. |
| 2:34.8 | But it happens enough where there's several stories about it. So stop looking your golf ball. I'm a little surprised you even got Boomer to go with you to the urgent care. I didn't ask him to. I know, I guess what I mean. I figured that would have been like, all right, you know, you can get yourself. No, no, I didn't ask him. He offered. |
| 2:32.2 | Yeah. He took control of the situation. |
| 2:34.0 | I'm impressed. And he goes, he says, |
| 2:36.1 | he goes, give me ask him. He offered. Yeah. He took control of the situation. I'm impressed. |
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