Pick a girl that you like. Ask her out. If it works out, date her long distance. If it doesn't work out, be glad for the experience and move on. There's really not much more to it. I feel like you're over-complicating something because you're adding all of these reasons why, well, I'm in the friend's owner, it's long distance, or I'm afraid, or I like two two girls at once or they're the only girls my age

like you're putting all of these extra things on top of it that you don't actually need to put there

you're like Mr. Incredible trying to make it away from the computer to escape and you keep getting hit with those big black balls that are weighing them down that's you right now

all right you That's you right now.

All right. You came to the right place, you ding-dong.

It's called communication, baby.

Welcome to The Crunch, Dr. Ethan's Dating Corner edition,

the only podcast that gives you real good advice from real good boys.

It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

Ethan, you can't just start the show after telling me that. said something before we started the show. Do you want to watch it?

Do you want to watch it?

He pulls up the video and he's like,

did you see the video of Donald Trump

getting enrolled in the brown scapular

while YMCA plays in the background?

Here it goes.

I see it very, I know, in the background. Here it goes.

Is that a Franciscan?

For real.

This is so beast. He now.

He now has to wear the brown.

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