Don't Fence Me In: Mark DeFriest
Ridiculous Crime
iHeartPodcasts
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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How does someone get a life sentence for stealing their own tools? Take one part probate, one part rebellion, multiple parts prison escapes, and one part Florida. What you get is the wild tale of Mark DeFriest, the Prison Houdini.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:00.7 | Ridiculous crime is a production of IHeart Radio. Elizabeth Dutton. Zaron Burnett. See, I did like the millennial Dutton. Ms. Dutton. So I got a question for you, Ms. Dutton. Mm-hmm. Do you know what's ridiculous? I do. What? I do. Aparol spritz. You've had one before, right? Yeah, I think so. |
| 0:20.8 | Yeah, it's got apparel, which is like a bitter... Do you know what's ridiculous? I do. What? I do. Aparol Spritz. You've had one before, right? |
| 0:22.0 | Yeah, I think so. |
| 0:22.6 | Yeah, it's got Aparol, which is like a bitter, sweet orange lique. |
| 0:27.4 | Sure. |
| 0:34.3 | Yeah, it's got Aparole, which is, you put green olives up in there. It's pretty good. I know you like olives. I don't like olives. So that's just like, oh, you ruin a perfectly good drink. It was an interesting little. Do they make a dirty apparel spritz? That's probably with the olives and a little Venetian canal water. So anyway, there's also, now there's another version. That's the Italian drink. You know what the American version is? Do I want to know this? Yeah. So it's apparel, right? You have the citrus, except for an orange, you use lemon. Okay. And instead of Prosecco, you use Miller High Life. Oh, God, the champagne of beers. |
| 1:12.1 | Right. |
| 1:12.6 | And it's called a spaget. You're kidding me. No, I'm not kidding you. It's called a spaghetti. Miller High Life, like, they're wilding out, right? They made that record of bar noises. Oh, right. Yeah. You know I support them generally. Oh, yeah. Well, I feel like they were like, you know, the millennials loved us and they trucker hats. |
| 1:10.8 | So now they're trying to get, and they're like, come back. |
| 1:13.3 | Like no indirect. They support them generally. Oh, yeah. Well, I feel like they were like, you know, the millennials loved us and they truck her hats and the... |
| 1:29.1 | So now they're trying to get Gen Zee. And they're like, come back. Like, no one drinks anymore. Come on. So they went one step further, Zerun. It's the spaghetti-sicle. You were on such a good run. And I know. It's the spaghetticle. |
| 1:25.1 | Uh-huh. What's that? |
| 1:25.6 | So it's the spaghetti cocktail, but in a push, like frozen push-pop, like a push-up. |
| 1:30.7 | And, yeah, so you can order, like frozen push pop, like a pushup. |
| 1:45.0 | And, yeah, so you can order them if you want. |
| 1:47.7 | It's $79 for a six-pack. |
| 1:52.7 | Lost it. |
| 1:53.4 | God damn minds. |
| 1:54.3 | You really, really love your friends. |
| 1:56.2 | This comes to us from... |
| 1:56.7 | That's an expensive joke. |
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