Don’t Drink & Drone
Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi
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4.7 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 June 2019
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
This week on YFT, Wells is back from Paradise and he has some serious (but mysterious) thoughts on Brandi’s hopeful prediction that Pilot Pete is either going to win The Bachelorette or be the next Bachelor, and will not stop stressing that this season of BIP will be the craziest they’ve ever had. Brandi, on the other hand, is back in coach en route to Copenhagen with Olivia, and is super pumped by the recent surge she’s seen in female pilots, which Wells quickly ruins with his renaming of the cock pit (yes, it is exactly what you are thinking). The hosts also hash it out over which eyebrow trend is the most SuhDumb, what the worst thing to add to one’s IG bio is, and who the most racist family member in Luke P’s family probably is (that last one has no grounding in realty but usually assumptions are spot-on). We also learn what drugs make you the grossest, why Wells doesn’t feel fit to wear eye masks, what Brandi and Bruce Springsteen have in common. And of course, there are lots of fave things for you as per usual. Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | I feel like you have it on blur background and it's blurring everything but your shoulder. |
| 0:04.7 | Unblur my background. |
| 0:06.1 | Oh, there you are. |
| 0:07.7 | Crystal clear. |
| 0:09.2 | Okay. |
| 0:10.2 | Good. |
| 0:11.0 | Paradise tan. |
| 0:12.0 | Looking nice. |
| 0:13.4 | Do I look tan? |
| 0:15.0 | You do. |
| 0:15.6 | Do you feel tan? |
| 0:16.6 | Did you wear sunscreen? |
| 0:17.8 | I mean, I did and I didn't, you know. |
| 0:21.7 | So you didn't. |
| 0:23.0 | I mean, some days I did. |
| 0:24.7 | I mean, and then some days I did. |
| 0:27.0 | At some point I just get so dark that it just, it just does it matter. |
| 0:31.3 | Let's be freaking nice. |
| 0:33.3 | Yeah, I got that Portuguese skin. |
| 0:35.5 | So, |
| 0:37.4 | but I'm back baby. |
| 0:38.9 | No more paradise. |
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