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Handel On The Law
KFI AM 640
4.3 • 879 Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2017
⏱️ 125 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Swigger! |
| 0:09.0 | Oh! |
| 0:11.0 | Swigger! |
| 0:13.0 | Hi, hi, hi, hi! |
| 0:18.0 | Patti, hi! |
| 0:19.0 | Patti, hoi, oh! H. |
| 0:28.8 | KFI, H.m. 640. Bill Handel here on a Saturday morning. |
| 0:31.4 | I'm just laughing at this story. |
| 0:32.8 | Well, not particularly wonderful, but I'm still laughing. |
| 0:36.5 | All right, real quickly, right after this show at 11 o'clock, it's Leo LePort, followed by Neil Savager from 2 to 5 with The Fork Report. |
| 0:46.1 | And tonight, Mo Kelly, tonight and tomorrow from 6 to 8 o'clock, Monique Marvez tonight from 8 to 10. |
| 0:52.9 | And then it's Brian Suit's dark, secret, horrible place that you can't crawl out of because it's a dark secret. |
| 1:01.3 | Kim Jong-un is going to kill us all, please. |
| 1:03.6 | All right. |
| 1:04.0 | This is Handel on the Law, marginal legal advice. |
| 1:08.6 | I'm looking at a picture of this guy, Robert, Paul, Alexander Edwards. |
| 1:14.3 | And he's in Florida, and he's been arrested for drawing what is described as a disturbing |
| 1:21.1 | picture, what looks like a mass shooting in the picture on a student's homework assignment. |
| 1:29.3 | He, now the authorities arrested him on charges of writing threats to kill or do bodily injury after Stafford Elementary School spotted on a student's homework assignment the drawing that he, in fact, drew. |
| 1:45.0 | It's of a burning building, several people being shot, two people on the ground would |
| 1:49.6 | appear to be in a pool of blood, and then one person holding what looks like, actually it looks |
| 1:55.3 | like a dog, but it's supposed to be an assault weapon, and the word pew, pew, pew, |
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