Don’t Catch the Stupid: Screaming Liberals, Funeral Politics, and a Marathon Miracle

The Rob Carson Show

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🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 41 minutes

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-Rob breaks out a “Don’t Catch the Stupid” segment after a Minnesota lawmaker proposes studying the “benefits of shoplifting,” prompting Rob to suggest the research could start by looting the politician’s living room. -Rob calls out politicians for turning Jesse Jackson’s funeral into a political rally, while noting that even Jesse Jackson Jr. wasn’t thrilled—and then contrasts it with Donald Trump’s unexpectedly respectful tribute. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Sarah Bedford (Washington Examiner) joins Rob to discuss the attempted bombing in New York, media coverage of Iran, and the political gymnastics Democrats perform whenever Donald Trump racks up a foreign-policy win. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : GHOSTBED : I used to think a mattress was just furniture, until I got my GhostBed! GhostBed is offering my audience their lowest prices of the season, plus an extra 10% off. Go to http://GhostBed.com/CARSON and use promo code CARSON QUINCE CLOTHING - Refresh your wardrobe with Quince. Go to http://Quince.com/NEWSMAX for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings with gold. Text ROB to 98 98 98 for your FREE information kit! To call in and speak with Rob Carson live on the show, dial 1-800-922-6680 between the hours of 12 Noon and 3:00 pm Eastern Time Monday through Friday…E-mail Rob Carson at : RobCarsonShow@gmail.com Musical parodies provided by Jim Gossett (http://patreon.com/JimGossettComedy) Listen to Newsmax LIVE and see our entire podcast lineup at http://Newsmax.com/Listen Make the switch to NEWSMAX today! Get your 15 day free trial of NEWSMAX+ at http://NewsmaxPlus.com Looking for NEWSMAX caps, tees, mugs & more? Check out the Newsmax merchandise shop at : http://nws.mx/shop Follow NEWSMAX on Social Media: -Facebook: http://nws.mx/FB -X/Twitter: http://nws.mx/twitter -Instagram: http://nws.mx/IG -YouTube: https://youtube.com/NewsmaxTV -Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/NewsmaxTV -TRUTH Social: https://truthsocial.com/@NEWSMAX -GETTR: https://gettr.com/user/newsmax -Threads: http://threads.net/@NEWSMAX -Telegram: http://t.me/newsmax -BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/newsmax.com -Parler: http://app.parler.com/newsmax Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hold it now.
0:04.0	You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought-provoking, and funny show in America.
0:14.0	On air and on the World Wide Web, this is the Rob Carson Show. This is our number three of the Rob Carson Show. Hello, welcome to it. We are not streaming today. We will be back tomorrow's streaming. Okay? I'll just want to say, I mention that to you. Just want to mention it to you because I know that my streamers are missing me a lot. I'm missing you guys too. We reach a gigantic audience streaming, also a gigantic audience on radio stations around the country, and we are honored to be a lot of missing you guys too. We reach a gigantic audience streaming, also a gigantic audience on radio stations around the country,
0:39.9	and we are honored to be a part of all of those glorious affiliates.
0:43.4	It is a big deal.
0:44.9	I never forget every single day that I'm here and able to do this for a living.
0:49.2	I am blessed beyond belief.
0:51.2	I like to say, you know, Rush had the EIB network. My network is the BBB network. It's blessed beyond belief. I really some days can't believe it. And I hope to never let you down. I'm not going to let you down. Are you kidding me? I'm not going to let you down. Come on, Ron, what the hell are you thinking? Not going to let you down. Not going to let you down. Are you kidding me? I'm not going to let you down. Come on, Ron, what the hell are you thinking?
1:19.0	Not going to let you down. NBC poll finds that America trust Republicans more on the issue of immigration by 12 points. That's it? Crime by 22 points. Yeah, you know, why? Because the murder
1:26.3	rates the lowest it's been in 126 years.
1:29.8	I mean, honestly, Democrat Party, you're so just broken. Broken. Border security by 27 points.
1:39.6	Tied on the economy. You know why? Because the media is constantly saying that not delivering the good news
1:47.8	of Donald Trump's administration and the economy and the good things that are happening.
1:52.5	If you got your tax refund yet, I owe some money. I owe some money. The divorce I got behind a
1:57.9	little bit there, by the way, you know. Yeah, it is an excuse because it did. It really put me behind. But anyway, that's it.
2:04.9	But have you gotten your return yet? What about you guys, you know, Social Security? You like
2:08.8	and not paying income tax on it.
2:10.0	How about that?
2:10.4	Is that pretty cool?
2:11.7	Overtime, tips.
2:12.7	How about tips?
2:14.4	How about you Uber drivers?
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