Don’t Catch the Stupid: Rob Carson’s Guide to Surviving Modern Madness

The Rob Carson Show

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🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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-Rob declares modern liberal activism the “Karen Intifada,” shares brunch-time mask shenanigans, and outlines why Minnesota has become the Left’s Disneyland of dysfunction. -On the Newsmax Hotline, former federal prosecutor Doug Burns joins Rob to dissect ICE clashes, legal insanity, and the growing national pastime of ignoring subpoenas. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with aches & pains! Reduce muscle & joint inflammation and live a pain-free life by visiting http://ReliefFactor.com now! QUINCE - Refresh your winter wardrobe with Quince. Go to http://Quince.com/Newsmax for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings with gold. Text ROB to 98 98 98 for your FREE information kit! To call in and speak with Rob Carson live on the show, dial 1-800-922-6680 between the hours of 12 Noon and 3:00 pm Eastern Time Monday through Friday…E-mail Rob Carson at : RobCarsonShow@gmail.com Musical parodies provided by Jim Gossett (http://patreon.com/JimGossettComedy) Listen to Newsmax LIVE and see our entire podcast lineup at http://Newsmax.com/Listen Make the switch to NEWSMAX today! Get your 15 day free trial of NEWSMAX+ at http://NewsmaxPlus.com Looking for NEWSMAX caps, tees, mugs & more? Check out the Newsmax merchandise shop at : http://nws.mx/shop Follow NEWSMAX on Social Media: -Facebook: http://nws.mx/FB -X/Twitter: http://nws.mx/twitter -Instagram: http://nws.mx/IG -YouTube: https://youtube.com/NewsmaxTV -Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/NewsmaxTV -TRUTH Social: https://truthsocial.com/@NEWSMAX -GETTR: https://gettr.com/user/newsmax -Threads: http://threads.net/@NEWSMAX -Telegram: http://t.me/newsmax -BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/newsmax.com -Parler: http://app.parler.com/newsmax Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:10.4	Can I provide a definition?
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1:15.7	You can't?
1:18.5	Not in this context.
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