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You share some information on KROC and it could potentially save someone from going on a terrible first date

or at least being a reason for a terrible first date and this exciting edition of

Don't Be a Dick. Certain types of dicks, first date dicks. Not a good type. Could also save you

from doing something dickish on a first date. You may not even know. Don't be the dick. Right. You may say like I've been on like nine first dates and zero second dates. I can't figure it out. Maybe there's something that you are doing that is bothering other people. I think the number one red flag on first dates is still being mean to the server when you're at a place where you're having dinner, lunch, whatever, but also just being a slob and being a loud chewer, any kind of bad food habits in general.

It's the text line. The worst part of being on a first date, I think for everyone involved, is not ordering exactly what you want to order because you have to order something that you can eat without looking like a caveman. Because there's so many times, I times from like what i want to order is that

wings probably right or anything that would be in that same category but i know that there's no way

that i can go through that without looking like an absolute monster i ask you anyway yeah no but there are

certain foods like i know i am at my ugliest eating tacos i cannot eat them in a cute way way. I don't know how people can. Neither is a lesbian, very ironic, but still. It's just like I hold them weird. It's always fallen out of my mouth, and then I'm like scooping up the leavings, and it's just a mess of a food. It is annoying to have to do like a fork-and-knife food just because you're trying to put on airs that you're not a complete animal. you have to let them figure that out for themselves by date number three. A18 though wanted to nominate the person that suggests going out for a certain meal and then at the time of ordering they let you know their list of food allergies and intolerances. Even though they suggested the place. Yeah or they say I don't care, I'm open to whatever and then once you get place, they're like, well, I can't eat any of this. All right, don't be a dick. And open nominees now, oh, is this a baby? Hello? Baby? Latisha. Hi. Good morning. You're on K. K. Rock. Hi. How are you? Doing fine. I would say bringing your baby on a first day. Could be a don't be a dick move, maybe, perhaps.

The baby thinks it's funny they get it they get it you find your audience man i'm a red flag i'm a crush with babies that's uh after

that once they learn english they have outgrown me uh go ahead what is your nominee don't make me pay

wow nobody so do you think that they should pay Go ahead. What is your nominee? Don't make me pay.

Wow. Nobody. So do you think that they should pay every time or just the first date?

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