Dom & I Are In Paris For the Olympics … But We Aren’t Competing

Boyfriend Material with Harry Jowsey

Unwell

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 30 July 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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(Video podcast available on Spotify & YouTube) Bonjour, mes petit opossums vilains! And for today’s episode, Harry’s bringing you along with him as he prepares for his upcoming trip to Paris for the Olympics—no, he isn’t a secret athlete (that 6’5” height, all for naught), he’s going to watch the Games and explore the City of Lights. Harry talks about the viral anti-sex Olympic Village beds, who he’s bringing as his plus one, the French baker he’s dying to meet, and the state of Team Australia’s Olympic uniform. To switch things up, Harry puts an Olympics-themed spin on If It Looks Like a Red Flag, assigning a red, green, or beige flag to scenarios such as what to do if he refuses to watch women’s sports, what it means when he gets a boner watching Olympians, and more. Harry then discusses some pressing Olympics news, like the polluted Seine River and the thousands of flights currently being cancelled (crossing fingers his isn’t one of them). Finally, as always, Harry answers your questions about what sport he’d want to compete in the Olympics, how to meet international men, and whether Cannes or Paris is the superior French city. Follow and connect with all things @BoyfriendMaterial across Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	His love life is talked about all over the internet. He was on dancing with the stars despite not being able to dance.
0:06.4	He once wrangled a kangaroo with his bare hands. I did what?
0:09.7	He is your favorite reality TV fuck boy reformed. He can make a woman fall in love at first sight
0:15.6	is Harry jousie boyfriend material. Bonjure bitches welcome back to another podcast episode.
0:24.0	Today I'm in Paris, well I'm not, I'm still in my apartment, but when this comes out, I will be in
0:29.0	Paris for the Olympics.
0:30.8	Yes, I am not competing. I actually don't know why I'm going.
0:35.6	NBC and Snapchat are sending me in Don, which is really special. So shout out to you guys.
0:40.6	Thank you so much for doing this. I actually have no idea what we're going to be doing.
0:45.0	All I know is it's going to be a great time and there's going to be a lot of like sexy Olympians running around like just being amazing doing things that I could never do.
0:53.6	So growing up I thought that I would be in the Olympics for swimming
0:57.6	because Australians are really good at that and I thought I was really good but
1:00.4	but it turns out I'm absolutely dog shit just like any physical activity I am
1:04.3	absolutely hopeless and I was possibly the worst swimmer I'm not again a waste of a tall
1:09.7	guy I'm six five and I should be good at something athletic but I'm not but today's
1:14.2	episode is just a solo episode we're gonna sit down we're gonna talk all about the
1:17.8	Olympics things that are going on over there some crazy things that we have coming up and most importantly your questions and your situations that we can get you know red flag green flag or a little beige flag for.
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