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THE OFFICIAL MEA CULPA WITH MICHAEL COHEN ARCHIVE

DOJ Subpoenas 40 Trump Stooges and Lindsey Graham strikes again! + a conversation with Walter Masterson

THE OFFICIAL MEA CULPA WITH MICHAEL COHEN ARCHIVE

Audio Up Media

News, Politics

4.78.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

We welcome back to our show, political satirist and digital comedian, Walter Masterson. Walt is a progressive video content creator who has turned trolling the likes of Marjorie Taylor Green, Matt Gaetz and the whole MAGA shit-show into an art form. His recent work trolling anti-choice protestors, anti-vaxxers and MAGA Republicans brilliantly captures the idiocy of the movement. Video footage that Walt shot while working on the frontlines during the January 6th insurrection has been instrumental in helping the FBI apprehend rioters who were stupid enough to brag about their crimes on tape! Walt’s hilarious and insightful work has garnered him thousands of followers on multiple platforms and pro-democracy sites, like Patriot Takes and Meidas Touch. Walt’s even brave enough to interact with users who both love and hate him on Twitch and Snapchat. Currently, he’s crowdsourcing for his latest venture, “Trolling Conservatives Across America”. 

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0:00.0

This is my Mayo Cup.

0:07.0

Space is open to us now, and our ego, boy.

0:10.0

Oh, baby, don't lie for me.

0:12.0

If I tell you my story, don't cry for me.

0:15.0

I'll tell me time that's fun by me.

0:17.0

This is my mea co-bo.

0:20.0

Space is open to us now, and our eagerness to share its meaning is not governed by the efforts of others.

0:27.9

We go into space because whatever mankind must undertake, free men must fully share.

0:35.7

This is Michael Cohen, and you're listening to the Mayor Culper podcast.

0:40.3

Monday, President Biden was at the Kennedy Presidential Library in Boston,

0:45.3

marking the 60th anniversary of John F. Kennedy's famous moonshot speech.

0:50.3

Kennedy made it a goal for Americans to launch a man into space and suddenly every kid wanted to be an astronaut.

0:58.0

Biden told the crowd that his moonshot goal is ending cancer because just about every American has been affected by it.

1:08.0

Even the president's own son, Bo, who died of brain cancer in 2015.

1:12.6

And in choosing to go to the moon, President Kennedy said America was doing so,

1:18.6

quote, not because it was easy, but because it was hard.

1:23.6

Because the goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energy and skills because

1:31.9

that challenge is one that we are willing to accept.

1:35.7

And then on Tuesday, the president was in the Rose Garden, taking a well-deserved victory

1:40.8

lap for passing the historic inflation reduction act.

1:45.0

But his timing was a little off.

1:47.0

Tuesday's economic report shows prices is still rising on just about everything, except for gasoline.

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