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That's interesting. Why are we talking about the singing? I want to talk about the shit on the roof.

Yeah. Where is this coming from?

And why are we not talking about the poop?

The poop on the roof.

Yes.

Welcome to Petty Crimes.

This is a true crime comedy podcast where we only investigate interpersonal non-crime

and deciding whether it is petty or it's criminal.

It's straight up a problem.

Yes, with good questions, objectivity, and we'll come to a decision that hopefully you guys can weigh in on and

either agree with or challenge us.

And then we'll have a quick little criminal or minimal segment where rapid fire, we decide

if things are petty or criminal.

Quick takes.

And that's the pod.

So follow along.

Let us know what you think if you agree with something, if you don't.

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