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Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi

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🗓️ 17 November 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Wells decided to change things up this week and start the show as a robot. Also, operation 0 chords was a success thank you so much to everyone who bullied him online. He’s had a crazy couple of days gallivanting around like a real celebrity so he fills us in on who he’s been rubbing shoulders with. Your hosts then dive into a Bachelor in Paradise recap and their Golden Bachelor predictions. Wells has a bone to pick with toilet heights and your hosts discuss what happens to a penis in the bathtub before playing their favorite new music. Just another day at the office. Love y’all, mean it!!

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0:00.0	Okay dokey. How's everyone out there doing? I feel like I start the show a lot like that.
0:05.9	How ya do it? And that's annoying that I do that. And I wish I didn't do that. I wish I did it differently.
0:12.2	But I don't. Maybe I should start the show being a robot.
0:16.9	Hello everybody. Welcome to 2016-5 where robots have taken over.
0:28.0	AI has now replaced your stupid civilization and Roomba's rule the world.
0:36.8	That is true. Roombas rule the world. That is true.
0:38.1	Rumbas are our leader.
0:43.2	Okay.
0:44.7	That's probably enough.
0:45.7	That's enough preamble.
0:47.0	Let's call the brandy.
0:50.1	It is time to call her up and start the show.
0:56.3	Zero one, zero one.
0:58.6	Beep up, bo, beep up.
1:00.6	Bionary, binary, roombos are our leaders.
1:08.8	Okay, I've got a problem.
1:11.1	Hi.
1:11.8	How you doing?
1:12.7	I'm good.
1:13.3	How are you?
1:14.1	I'm good.
1:14.6	So I moved my office into another room.
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