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Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Does This Episode Make You Horny, Baby?

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2024

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Tom and Julie listen to McDonald’s Breakfast Radio and AI George Carlin. Plus they confront Producer Brett about showing pornography on his monthly Patreon movie watchalong. Brett talks at length about The Big Chicken and the Waterworld Stunt Spectacular. Also Julie converts to Christianity, Colonel Sanders, communion wafers, icebox cake, Federal Bikini Inspector, small plates is a con job, Buca di Beppo, Matt Berry saying “Chef Boyardee,” the most expensive shirt we’ve ever made, Snake Meal, types of booths, My Dinner with Andre the Giant, I Like To Eat When Nobody’s Watching Me, weird lemons, what people in Georgia call books, the cast of the movie The Dream Team, why horses are like living motorcycles, when Sheena Easton dated Peter Jennings, Sam Donaldson, Home Improvement, the 1963 Oscars, favorite Billy Joel songs, Producer Zoë's disgust for horses, and more! CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE McDonald’s Breakfast Radio youtube.com/watch?v=xTgE0Vh0jMU Tomcat youtube.com/watch?v=o5hU3o8nGm4 AI George Carlin youtube.com/watch?v=2kONMe7YnO8 Joan Crawford at the 1963 Oscars deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/2612597c881e803b736d8e59a6d0c4b9.jpg SUPPORT DOUBLE THREAT ON PATREON Weekly Bonus Episodes, Monthly Livestreams, Video Episodes, and More! https://www.patreon.com/DoubleThreatPod WATCH VIDEO CLIPS OF DOUBLE THREAT https://www.youtube.com/@doublethreatpod JOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS *Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx *Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriends DOUBLE THREAT MERCH https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat TOTALLY EFFED UP T-SHIRTS https://www.teepublic.com/user/dttfu SEND SUBMISSIONS TO [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It started with a rainy day. I wanted to get the kids off the sofa and stop watching TV.

0:07.0

So I searched rainy day activities on Tik-Tock.

0:10.0

There were loads of hacks on there, but the kids really liked making a bird feeder.

0:15.0

It's amazing what you can do with a milk carton and a handful of seeds.

0:19.0

We hung it outside the window and the birds loved it almost as much as the kids.

0:24.0

Who knew a bird box could be this entertaining?

0:27.0

It starts on Tik-Tok.

0:30.0

Alex met Sam at nursery. They were first loves. They built forts together, shared sandwiches in high school, and were each other's first kiss.

0:42.0

They were the dream couple until Sam got into EDM music.

0:47.0

While Alex enjoyed folk, first loves are kind of like your current account.

0:55.0

If they aren't working for you anymore,

0:56.0

maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.

1:00.0

Forever!

1:02.0

Dog! When I accept... forever. to the fall. I'm sorry did I say Jesus I meant Colonel Sanders I always

1:14.4

confused these two guys two guys what's the difference they're the old white-haired

1:20.1

dude looking down and telling you how to live life.

1:24.8

Looking down, what are you doing at Colonel Sanders?

1:29.6

Gobble, gobble.

1:30.8

He's in heaven.

1:32.2

He's in heaven now. Oh is it? He is when you're down there TR U, D L E L E, TH R E A T,

1:45.0

Double B, L, T, H, R E, A T, Double B,

1:49.0

Double Clance,

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