Does Jon Hammond Understand Theme Parks?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2014

⏱️ 30 minutes

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In which our heroes go to Jurassic Park and have an expensive bad time.

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1:05.6	Welcome to Plumbing the Death Star where we ask the important questions like
1:11.4	does John Hammond even understand how theme parks are meant to work? All right?
1:29.2	All right, so because I was watching Jurassic Park a while back and I realized that as a theme park
1:34.5	Jurassic Park kind of makes no sense, right? It's not really commercially viable. There's dinosaurs. Well, there's dinosaurs, yeah, great.
1:36.5	Dinasors as well. But I want to do the math, all right?
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