DOD198: The (Worst) Humans of New York
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
A shocking Humans of New York profile sparked today's episode. Don't want to say much more and spoil it. Each sentence was more insane than the last. These people walk among us and, indeed, outnumber us.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.7 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent. |
| 0:16.7 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:23.1 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:28.3 | Hello and welcome to dear old dads. I'm Tom Curry and I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. |
| 0:35.9 | Hello, gentlemen. That didn't sound right. |
| 0:37.8 | Was that something wrong about that? |
| 0:38.2 | Did you notice I skipped the intro? |
| 0:39.7 | Did you notice I skip that, that beginning portion? Huh. You did? Yeah. I just, yeah. Just blew right over the top of it, guys. Maybe we'll get rid of that. Maybe we'll stop the little pithy. What do we think? Okay. do it or not do it |
| 0:52.0 | I'm heartbroken |
| 0:52.8 | Real time feedback |
| 0:53.6 | What do we think? |
| 0:54.3 | We get rid of it |
| 0:54.9 | We should run it past us |
| 0:55.9 | Should we rip into it? |
| 0:57.1 | Never change any Thanks. Okay. Do it or not do it? I'm heartbroken. Real-time feedback. What do we think? |
| 0:54.4 | We get rid of it. We should run it past us. Should we rip into it? Never change anything. Never change anything. That's the rule of podcast. Did you hear the silence when I just went into the second sentence instead of the first guys? It was pretty, it was just like what is happening. It was pretty echoy. Yeah, we didn't know what to do. We were lost. |
| 1:10.3 | Here, we'll try this recording live. |
| 1:12.7 | Oh, I like that. |
| 1:13.9 | How's that? |
| 1:13.9 | Yes, make them think they're the story. is happening. There's no... It's pretty echoing. Yeah. We didn't know what to do. We were lost. Here, we'll try this recording live. |
| 1:12.6 | Oh, I like that. Yes. Make them think they're listening to cog diss. Yeah, that'll disappoint. Because then there will be more of them. There'd be a lot more of them. Wait a second. What's the Joe Rogan? let's just do other shows. |
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