I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's not afraid of jumping over the gap.

I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello. Hello. And only one of us

knows what the fuck that means. This is a surprise. Here's what's going to be fun about today's

episode. Today's episode we're going to do a listener email that I am going to read out loud,

but as I read it, I will be discovering it in the moment aloud. Only Mr. Bosnick knows. Eli says, we should hear fresh. We're going to hear fresh. We don't even know what that intro was. So fresh and so clean. And not just that listeners, but today is a listener question where I want to talk about not the listener's question. So, okay. Why would that be different

than any other episode

you've ever done to this show?

That's true.

That's true.

That's this show. So let's get the paperwork out of the way. You're saying, wait a second, these guys take questions. I could have the wisdom of Tom Curry, Thomas Smith, and the occasional Eli Bosanick in my life quandaries. Yes, you can by sending us an email to

TheDads at Deroldance.com.

That's TheDads at derolddance.com.

That's the dads at derolddance.com.

Now, I will give you a warning because we have had this confusion in the past.

We are going to answer your question.

On air on the podcast.

If you would like private parenting advice from us, you can seduce, marry, and

wed us, and then we will help you raise your children.

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