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The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Do You Want to Jam Some Tunes? (with Albert Burneko)

The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Defector Media

Sports, Society & Culture

4.72.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

This week, Drew and Roth are joined by Defector’s Albert Burneko to talk turkey, cigar hangovers, and getting too old for World of Warcraft marathons. Plus, a debatable mashup and one of the best reactions to Guy of the Week ever recorded on our show. Visit defector.com

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0:00.0

We're back. We're back. It's a distraction. I'm drool. That's broth. How you doing, broth?

0:07.4

I'm good, man. How are you doing?

0:08.9

I'm great. It's Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, broth.

0:12.0

Yeah, it feels amazing. Normal and fun. That's what I like about it. I think of my Thanksgiving's being.

0:16.7

Well, for this Thanksgiving, broth, I'm going to serve you the biggest turkey of all.

0:22.2

It's defectors own Albert Bernico. Hi, Albert!

0:25.1

Oh, no! You played them on the podcast just to drop a devastating burn on him.

0:30.4

He'll never recover.

0:32.6

Never. Hi, Albert. Hey, hey. How are you doing, Albert? Are you doing well?

0:38.8

Yeah, you know, I'm probably about as sure crazy as anybody else, but I am ready for turkey.

0:45.1

Are you actually doing one?

0:47.6

Yeah, nobody's coming over, but it'll be even more depressing if there's no, like,

0:54.1

Thanksgiving leftovers tomorrow, or not, I guess not tomorrow, but, you know, after Thanksgiving.

1:01.0

So, yeah, yeah, even if only for that, I'm going to do just like the basics.

1:05.8

That's fair. Yeah, my wife and I...

1:09.9

My daughter is 14, turned vegetarian, but she's like a very unreliable vegetarian.

1:17.0

So it's like, sometimes she, like, I go out of my way to not make a meat for dinner,

1:22.8

but sometimes I'll be eating bacon and she'll be like, oh, I have some of that.

1:25.1

And I'll be like, what? Like, I taste tested like, spicy McNuggets from McDonald's.

1:29.9

She's like, oh, I want one of those. I was like, oh, this, this is what you break here in bargo for.

1:34.4

So we were gonna not get a turkey this year because,

1:40.3

because it's a big bird, and there are only two of us eating it because the boys are fussy eaters or

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