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Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Do We Really NEED fireworks?

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5951 Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

The Fourth has come and gone but Dustin and Mel are back in the Frontseat after a crazy weekend to discuss the awkwardness of seeing a neighbor out in the real world, why summer is anything but a 'break' for parents and how to solve the problem that is fireworks.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody welcome to don't make me come back there we are a funny

0:06.8

podcast about family my name is Dustin Nickerson Nickerson I am a stand-up

0:10.8

that kind of did my own bit there for a second, stand-up comedian and the host of the

0:15.8

aforementioned podcast and alongside me in the southwest corner of our recording studio slash our daughter's bedroom is my lovely wife

0:25.4

Melissa Nickerson we are in Bean Bags and study buddies study buddies drinking iced oatmeal lattes and I just don't know that there is a thing that could encapsulate us more than this moment of drinking kind of a high-end

0:47.3

Do-she drink and while sitting in a low end in beanbags of our rental home and I just pulled off

0:56.6

cat hair off my microphone my podcast microphone.

1:01.0

So this is our life.

1:04.0

This right here is a nice little encapsulation of what our family looks like.

1:09.0

So thank you everybody for tuning in.

1:12.0

We really appreciate you guys. We hope you had a lovely fourth.

1:15.8

And we're going to talk about the fourth today. We're going to do a fourth recap.

1:19.6

We're going to talk about kind of just some summer stuff like for the fourth of July

1:24.1

and baseball games. Those are the two things I'm going to tell you right now.

1:28.1

Unlikely that I stay on topic. That's what we're shooting for. We're shooting for

1:32.1

these are our goals, but goals, as the old saying goes, are made to be broken.

1:40.0

Okay. Is that a saying? That is not a saying. Rules are made to be broken, but before we get going I do want to say a couple things. One, let's talk about upcoming shows. First off, Phoenix. Phoenix. Thanks for turning out, Phoenix. Phoenix.

1:53.0

Thanks for turning out, Phoenix.

1:54.0

You backseaters.

1:56.0

You made it out to what I am the, what I am affectionately calling the plenty of tickets available to her.

2:04.0

But no things that you feel, you know, you backseaters of Phoenix, you Phoenicians in the backseat, you made it.

2:16.9

So thank you so much.

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