Do I Have To Pretend To Care About My Friends' Kids? feat. Peppermint

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

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Comedy, Kids & Family

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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LIVE and THRIVING at the Bell House, Jordan and Michelle welcome activist / Broadway star / Drag Race alum, PEPPERMINT!!! Michelle gives a lesson on air travel etiquette (rule #1: leave your sad pillow at home), Peppermint draws the line between dating and BS, aka the Brandy vs. Monica of it all, and Jordan gets inspired to celebrate his own body, for once, earning air horns in return. All these things and more, y'all!

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0:00.0	Nicole Buyers, sheers of Mita have a podcast called Best Friends where they talk about everything
0:04.6	from sex to food to how does everyone else put their bra on.
0:07.6	They take Buzzfeed quizzes, Google the answer to age old questions, and answer listener questions
0:11.6	about friendship. Join your new best friends and listen to best friends wherever you listen to your
0:15.7	podcast. You can ask for them to bake your chicken wings. Where are you ordering from? No, I specifically
0:23.1	look for places that bake. I prefer bake over fry. Interesting. Yeah. That's what can be interesting.
0:27.9	Okay. Is it? Is it that? Is your life so boring that that is the book? Or are you just trying
0:35.6	to find a word? I'm trying to figure you out, Michelle. I'm trying to figure you out. That's what it
0:40.9	is. You were. You were layered. What the fuck are you doing? I know. But you'd be doing some you
0:45.4	would do some secret shit. Like I didn't know you get baked chicken wings or shit. Come over to
0:49.7	your house and have a baked chicken wing. That's wild. Hello. Hey, you can leave them at the door.
0:55.9	Okay. I'll be right out. Let's check it out. Thank you. Thank you. Bye.
1:00.0	Merci. They call you now. They call you. Yes. They want to make sure you got these wings, bitch.
1:05.5	Welcome. Welcome, y'all. This is Adelting. You've reached the right address. I'm Jordan Carlos. I'm
1:29.3	joined as always by my co from go. Michelle. Michelle. How are you doing? Say something to the people.
1:33.9	You know what? I have. Yes. I've just given up on the idea of finding my belly, but when I sit down.
1:42.5	But I'm doing well. I'm doing well, everyone. I'm doing well. Shout out to these fucking
1:47.2	delivery people, man. Truly. What a way to see a neighborhood. I know. I feel bad because my dog is
1:52.8	always like, good for Leo. He doing his job. That's what he'd have for. His bark is so loud through the
2:00.4	door, but he's just a tiny dog. And then you open the door and the person is just like anxiety riddled.
2:05.1	I'm just like, I'm so sorry. I have two big black beautiful labs. Bouncy little labs. Two big
2:15.6	black beautiful bouncing. What? It's going to be so much alliteration almost sexual. What
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