Do Better Kari!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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TCB Merch on Sale Now Aug 8th - 22nd, 2025 :⁠⁠ www. shopTCBpocast.com⁠ EP812: Bryan and Krissy get back to reviewing NextDoor posts written by mostly insane people! But one post rings true. So, do better Kari! Plus, Bryan has thoughts on ChatTCB 5! TCBits: Payola Coin & NFT from Mayor Shlutz drops in Crabapple! Watch EP #812 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, we're going to get right to this episode of the commercial break, but I wanted to drop in and tell you a little story.
0:06.0	The very first piece of merch that I ever owned was a Michael Jackson Beat It t-shirt.
0:10.4	It did not age well.
0:11.6	Neither did my Dick Tracy memorabilia collection.
0:14.3	But you know what might age well?
0:15.8	A TCB, T-shirt, hat, or hoodie.
0:18.1	You can pre-order our limited edition merch at shoptcbpodcast.com.
0:23.0	That's shoptcbpodcast.com.
0:25.7	This is our very first merch drop.
0:27.2	We're only doing it for a limited time, and you must order before this window closes on August 22nd.
0:32.3	So go to shoptcbpodcast.com and get yourself a piggy fronting t-shirt.
0:36.8	Good luck explaining that one to the neighbors.
0:43.2	Hey, Crab Applians, are you sick and tired of boring old paper money? Is paying for your groceries with plastic becoming such a chore?
0:53.5	What about those lame investments that make steady returns year after year?
0:59.0	It's time you got involved in your favorite politician's legal defense fund, so buckle up, baby, because Mayor Schlutz is proud.
1:07.0	No, legally obligated to introduce the Paola Coin. Oh yeah. Buy Paola Coin today and get
1:14.7	unlimited access to the mayor's office. That's right, you can sit in the big chair, order interns around,
1:19.8	and enjoy exclusive meet and greets with the mayor's daughter's sorority sisters. It's not creepy
1:25.4	if it's a networking event. But wait, there's more.
1:29.3	The Mayor Schlutz government is proud to announce the official Paola NFT.
1:35.3	This limited edition digital masterpiece features Mayor Schlutz himself,
1:39.3	wrapped in the glorious crab apple flag,
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