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Do All Single Women Need To Hear This Harsh But True Dating Advice?

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🗓️ 7 January 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

This mom gave her daughter the most straightforward, cutthroat advice on men, but...is she wrong? What say you?

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0:00.0

The Vert Show.

0:01.2

Philosophical question real quick for you guys.

0:03.4

You know how we have that breakup day thing that we do in November?

0:07.4

Like if you're in a kind of a crappy relationship, when's the last day that you can break up?

0:12.5

Dump day, right?

0:13.2

We call it, right?

0:14.3

I got one for New Year's.

0:15.7

What is the statute of limitations on saying, happy New Year's?

0:19.3

Oh, have you been seeing that Larryry david thing go viral i have

0:21.8

not oh larry david and curb your enthusiasm um has a clip that goes viral where there's a woman

0:28.0

that sees him in the gym and she says happy new year and he's like no and she's like what are you

0:32.1

talking about he goes it's it you're past the statute of limitations like you can't say happy new

0:36.3

year anymore that's funny because that's exactly where it happened to me yesterday. Oh, what is it? So I'm like, what is that day?

0:42.3

I think it's Sunday is probably the day, right? Where we're done saying happy new year?

0:46.2

I think once you hit double digits in January, you got you got to stop. Is that it? We're all on board. I say first week. You got one week. Yeah, one week and it's then. Okay. So today's the last day, because I literally just said it in an email to someone 10 minutes ago. But I feel like if it's the first email you send them of the year, you should open with Happy New Year. Even if it's January 25th. Yeah. I feel like January is kind of like this is the holiday for January. Every month has a big holiday. I feel like January is the one month you're allowed to say Happy New Year.

1:13.4

The whole month. It's the first month. It's fresh. You probably haven't seen people in a while. Maybe because they were gone during the holidays. Maybe you haven't seen them at work. They're finally back. I feel like January is the statute of limitations.

1:24.5

That's almost Super Bowl weekend. You can't say Happy New Year's every Bowl weekend. Yes. That's the fact. All right, Cassie, harsh but true dating advice.

1:33.7

Game changer here. I feel like there are so many women I know, and men, honestly, who stay in a

1:37.9

relationship and ignore these signs or explain them away. And I came across this TikTok from

1:43.4

Natalie Clarice. And it's her mom giving harsh but true dating advice. And I came across this TikTok from Natalie Clarice. And it's her mom giving

1:45.8

harsh but true dating advice. And I listened to it. And I was like, damn, I wish I had known

1:51.0

this in my early 20s. However, there's one thing she says that would have had me breaking up with

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