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The Nick DiPaolo Show

DJT Kills it At MSG! | Nick Di Paolo Show #1644

The Nick DiPaolo Show

Acid Tongue Inc.

Comedy, Thenickdipaoloshow, Politics, Nickdipaolo, Rogan, Comedian, Cumia, News

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Trump's Madison Square Garden rally and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm not. Oh, yeah. Ron through a mothsucker face.

0:37.0

English major, Marsha on Lynch.

0:42.0

Marshaha Lynch.

0:43.4

Went to college, I'm sure he did well.

0:47.3

Hey, how are you folks?

0:48.8

I got to look into the camera

0:50.7

instead of looking at my beautiful face rotting teeth giant forehead it's over it's over

0:56.7

Johnny it's over it's over I'll do that for you in full sometime. Hi folks welcome to the show on a Monday morning.

1:06.0

What else? Halloween's coming up so don't forget to buy your razor blades and your fruit.

1:15.0

I have to repeat the joke every year, but it's my favorite Halloween joke by one of my favorite

1:19.6

comedians Harlan Williams, Canadian guy, very funny.

1:23.0

I'll tell you, I grew up in a, I loved Halloween, I grew up in a very rich neighborhood though.

1:28.9

One year I got an apple with a razor at it. It was electric. Good to be with you, great weekend.

1:44.0

Again, laid on the couch like I was Stephen Hawking blinking

1:48.0

to have my wife bring me food.

1:50.0

College football, I recorded, I don't, I don't know my DVR blew up, blue smoke was coming out.

1:58.0

College football, NFL football, the World Series, which is so friggin good,

2:04.0

NHL Hockey, UFC, I had so much that I had to get up yesterday

2:12.0

and watch the the UFC thing that I paid for. I just

2:17.4

I'm a sports fan I'm 62 I don't feel guilty about laying around like an ass okay Okay? I worked out twice, give me some credit. I walked

2:25.8

around Forsyth Park here in Savannah. I didn't know it was Pride afternoon. Jesus,

2:31.3

I wanted to put rings in my nipples and dye my ass all the has purple and but good for them I'm I'm all for it I'm all for being proud of something you had nothing to do with I guess I guess we'll move on before I get this part of the show.

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