last week on the Sonic Truth Dynasty podcast presented by our friends at Underdog Fantasy.

If you stunk in college and you don't have literally the best tool set for a quarterback ever, like Josh Allen, you're probably gonna suck.

And we're gonna make you come onto the show with a bag on your head. What a stupid ass thing to say.

And I mean is there any chance that Matt Ryan gets dealt and we see Cam Newton in Atlanta?

That would be cool.

You could argue Kaepernick at this point may have less baggage.

And what if, what if worst case scenario? Oh, we can't do this.

And God damn it, I hate pineapple. Never throwing you the ball again.

I didn't know that. This is all new to me.

And just one injury, one injury, one injury, one injury, one injury, one injury, one injury, one injury, one injury, one injury away.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

And if I was the man I was five years ago behind this microphone, I would have called him cowards.

And what's up?

Alright, fuck it. I'm out here. That's the kind of shit. That's why they tune in. That's why they show up.

What's up, everybody? I truly appreciate that my time is valued.

And yeah, you could be there JPP. He could be JPP with all his fingers.

And I just closed the coffin on him.

And we can all wash our hands, hopefully to Sean Watson does too.

And I think you're scapegoating bar soap just because you're bad at showering.

And Todd Haley and his wife don't believe in wearing clothes at all.

And he was so good he was tackled by the penis.

And this is all American stud, Jonathan Taylor. I'm melting faces in an NFL and you're listening to the best in the business.

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