DIY Disasters and the Peanut Butter & Jelly Showdown
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Ever watched one YouTube tutorial and suddenly believed you could rewire your house, fix plumbing, and emotionally recover from it? Yeah… same. This episode of The Rizzuto Show spirals from DIY confidence straight into “call a professional immediately” territory.
From Moon yelling about flashlight etiquette like every dad in history, to Rizz admitting he took apart a dishwasher and immediately regretted his life choices, this funny podcast episode is basically a cautionary tale disguised as entertainment. Also, shoutout to King Scott for allegedly jackhammering his own house like a man possessed.
And then… it happens. The debate. Peanut butter and jelly. Grape vs. strawberry. Uncrustables vs. “I’m better than that.” It gets heated. Friendships are tested. Sandwich science is questioned. And somehow we learn PB&J used to be fancy. Yeah, we’re confused too.
If you’ve ever:
- Thought “I got this” and absolutely did NOT have this
- Argued about sandwich ingredients like it’s a personality trait
- Or yelled “HOLD THE LIGHT!” at someone who immediately failed you
Congrats — you belong here.
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| 0:00.0 | Riz here for Dobbs Tire and Auto Centers. Listen, Dobbs has been St. Louis proud since 1976. |
| 0:05.6 | They know all about the potholes, the constant construction, and what the debris on the road can do to our cars and our tires. |
| 0:12.9 | Dobbs keeps us rolling with the best new tire prices in town guaranteed. |
| 0:17.4 | And they've got locations all over the place, staffed with expert techs who take care of all your vehicles, no matter what you drive, hybrids, EVs, everything. And with the most locations around, including new stores in Oakville, Overland and Waterloo, full service, tire and auto service has never been more convenient. And here's something you can't get at just any auto shop. They're fixed forever warranty guarantees to parts and labor on their auto services for as long as you own the car. |
| 0:41.3 | Dobbs Digital Vehicle Inspections send real photos, videos, and explanations from ASC certified techs right to your phone |
| 0:48.0 | so you could see what they see and make informed decisions for your vehicle. |
| 0:52.1 | Schedule your service online 247 at go to dobs-dobs.com. That's go-to-dobs.com. All right, St. Louis, Real Talk. After those storms last year, my roof was a disaster, and I didn't want the headache. So I called the Happy Roof Company, and I couldn't be happier. Because, yeah, a roof job is loud, it's chaotic, and they were on it. |
| 1:11.1 | They didn't just drop off a crew and disappear. |
| 1:13.3 | Communication was tight the whole way. |
| 1:15.7 | And the biggest thing, they helped me handle all the insurance company stuff. |
| 1:19.7 | That alone saved me a ton of time and a ton of frustration. |
| 1:23.5 | Now the roof looks gorgeous, clean lines, solid workmanship, high-end materials. |
| 1:28.3 | It looks like it belongs on the house, not some patch and prey repair. |
| 1:33.1 | And they back shingle roofs with a 10-year labor warranty. |
| 1:36.4 | If you've got storm damage, leaks, or an older roof, make Happy Roof Company your first call. |
| 1:42.7 | Tell them you heard about it on the race show. |
| 1:44.5 | Go to the happyroof.com, the happyroof.com, or call 314-665-301. That's 314-665-301, |
| 1:56.7 | the happy roof co. Because who doesn't want a happy ending? |
| 2:01.2 | Hey, bro, weirdest thing is happening at the game. |
| 2:04.4 | This guy sitting next to me says, |
| 2:06.2 | you're our good luck charm. |
| 2:07.7 | Every time I crack a Bud Light, we score a touchdown. |
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