Divorce Court w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
4.9 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 November 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Philadelphia in the surrounding areas. I'm talking about Lansdale, Whip Pain, Concha Hoccan. The boys are coming back to Philly for the biggest show they've ever done, December 13th at the Met. I'm talking to you, Langhorne Larry, Pendell Pete, Bristol Bob, get your tickets at RUGarbage. Talking about Marlton, New Jersey. We're talking about Plymouth White Marsh. |
| 0:21.6 | We're talking about you snobs out there on the main line. Grab the squad and come out and see the boys. Dirtbags in Levittown. I'm talking Upper Makefield. Bristol. I'm talking Shelfat. The rednecks up there by Scranton. Get your tickets. The boys are hanging boys are hanging welcome to another exciting edition of |
| 0:40.1 | are you garbage the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals |
| 0:47.7 | or absolute trash now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's our little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we finally have to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash. I'm your host, Atsch Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. |
| 1:13.3 | We're out back here at Tootty's in the new edition. She's in the garage doing a little free weights. Okay. Pumping some iron. Throwing a steel around. Get ready for the holiday season. Listen to a little DMX. You know how she likes to do it, getting her bark on, as they say. |
| 1:27.0 | My co-s is coming at you from across the tables. |
| 1:29.4 | We call a family episode, just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. Just the way we like it, especially around the holiday season. Give it up for my good pal, KJ, Kevin, James Ryan, everybody. Hey, what up, gang, shout out to you. As always, please make sure you a review, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube, full video available over there on Spotify as well. |
| 1:50.5 | Then obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patryon.com slash are you garbage? |
| 1:56.4 | You go over there. |
| 1:57.0 | You join the over 15,000 members. |
| 2:00.8 | The whole are over 15,000 homies. That's enough to take over a small country if we ever needed to, you know what I mean? 15,000? If we ever started, we got, that's boots on the ground, right? I can organize that. Uh-huh. I could do, I can do some damage with that. They're all going to listen, right? An old country buffet, maybe. Get in there. What kind of weapons are we talking about? Kalishnikovs? |
| 2:21.0 | Sure. |
| 2:17.5 | Some... They're all going to listen, right? An old country buffet, maybe. Get in there. What kind of weapons are we talking about? |
| 2:19.6 | Kalishnikovs? |
| 2:20.6 | Sure. |
| 2:21.3 | Some radios? |
| 2:22.3 | Uh-huh. |
| 2:22.9 | What about air support? |
| 2:24.2 | What do I got coming in on me? |
| 2:26.1 | Bring in somebody in? |
| 2:27.0 | You get a lot of stuff coming on you, I presume, at this point. |
| 2:28.9 | Some choppers? |
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