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Linoleum Knife

Alonso Duralde

Gay, Lgbt, Reviews, Film, Entertainment, Movies, Tv & Film, Criticism, Movie

4.8 • 646 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2014

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Alonso juggle a new sponsor, another Jesus movie, possible food poisoning and a movie they forgot to cover last week, so please forgive them for not getting around to "Nymphomaniac, Vols. 1 and 2." Subscribe on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and we all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun.

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0:00.0	La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La
0:38.9	A
0:39.8	You
0:42.7	Nive
0:45.4	Howdy?
0:49.4	This is La Noliam Knife
0:50.8	A podcast of the cinema
0:52.7	Yes
0:53.3	You You, wait no, you are, you tell you is a linoleum knife. A podcast of the cinema. Yes.
0:55.9	You?
0:58.4	Wait, no, you are, you tell you.
1:00.0	I'll tell me. You do you.
1:00.9	You tell you.
1:01.7	I'm Alonzo Duraldi, film critic for the rap.com, and what the flick on YouTube?
1:07.9	I'm Candyface.
1:12.6	We're still going with that, are we?
1:14.2	I still like it.
1:18.0	I still like that that's my new name.
1:24.0	Look, I'm the master of my own life.
1:25.6	All of it.
1:28.1	Why don't you tell people your professional name? I'll name myself.
1:29.8	So they can know how to find you.
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