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Ditch Or Date PT 3: Her New Dude Lives With His EX!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

She realized her boyfriend's roommate was his EX! He promised to move out...did he actually do it?! It's #DitchOrDate!

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:02.3

We will get a follow-up with Ditcher Date here in just a couple of minutes. You remember Kelly from a couple of days ago that she's going out with the dude, finds out that he's living with his ex-girlfriend and she puts a lion in the sand. Okay, this dude really move out or not. We'll get an update in a second. But we've got to throw this to Cassie here because a lot of you guys are in panic mode right now. Yeah, because you're like, what am I going to do on Monday when the bird show is gone? When am I supposed to listen to? A lot of people in the studio are wondering that also. What are we going to do? I'm just going to live stream on my Instagram for five hours. So it's been very, very sweet. And a lot of you guys have been listening for 25 years, man. I'm going to talk more about this tomorrow. It's so touching and crazy that I have been getting like DMs from people, messages from people going, oh my God, I started listening to you when I was five years old. I'm 30. What? What? Right. So you're in a bit of like, what am I going to do them in this routine?

0:55.4

Well, we've got Burcho lined up for you.

0:57.7

Yeah, the answer is more Bert Show.

0:59.5

But highlights from the past 25 years.

1:02.8

If you listen on the podcast, like you're listening now maybe, in your car or at home,

1:07.9

we will continue to release highlights from the past 25 years on the main free

1:12.0

podcast feed so you can take a trip down memory lane. If you listen through the app, the app is going

1:17.6

away so you'll need to subscribe for free on Apple or Spotify. Now if you're a P1 and you want to go

1:22.6

hardcore and listen to bonus audio and everything I can find from the past 25 years along with some

1:29.2

bonus video, then you're going to hit up our Patreon, which is live. So go to thebertshow.com

1:35.1

and you'll see a link there. And you can subscribe, be a part of our fan chat. We've had merch

1:39.9

flying off the shelves. So I set up a brand new merch store and you get a discount code too

1:45.0

if you're a part of the P1 fam. Okay. So there's a lot to discuss but you know, you're in your card. You can't write it all down. You're probably not going to remember it. Is there like one landing page we had that explains it all? Yeah, the birchow.com. Okay. There you go. So when you wake up on Monday morning. You don't have to be in a panic. You can listen to the show the same way you have

2:00.9

been for 25 years.

2:02.2

And you're going to hear some stuff that, frankly, we have forgotten.

2:06.6

So what is so crazy as Cassie was telling you guys,

2:09.1

I'm sitting here with The Binder from 2011 because Tommy and I are still trying to look up

2:12.4

some last minute stuff.

2:14.1

And this was on my heart yesterday because I went to go pick up my digitized VHS 8mm 8mm and VHS C tapes from a company that I want to make sure I get their name correct too because they did.

2:33.8

Hackett's digital file creations.

2:36.1

All right?

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