Ditch Or Date: He Called Her What?!
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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 October 2022
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:02.0 | The guy she's dating accidentally introduced her to his friend using his exes name. |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, that's... |
| 0:11.0 | Ouch. |
| 0:12.0 | No way to run? |
| 0:14.0 | No way to hide when that happens. |
| 0:16.0 | And you know it immediately when the word comes out of your mouth, right? |
| 0:19.0 | I did it. |
| 0:20.0 | You did it? |
| 0:21.0 | Yes. |
| 0:22.0 | When, how? |
| 0:23.0 | It was in high school, prom date. |
| 0:25.0 | Renee and I had broken up. |
| 0:28.0 | Renee, my current wife, would broken up and I started going out with this girl named Stephanie. |
| 0:34.0 | And I was going to take Renee to the prom as friends because we were kind of working all the way back in, but I wasn't sure. |
| 0:41.0 | And I didn't want to take it to the prom if a new one wasn't going to work out. |
| 0:44.0 | So I kicked Renee to the curb and took Stephanie. |
| 0:48.0 | And I took Stephanie to meet my parents and we're sitting there. |
| 0:53.0 | And I turned and I go, mom and Mack is my stepdad. |
| 0:59.0 | I said, mom and Mack, I'd like you to meet Renee. |
| 1:02.0 | Ooh. |
| 1:04.0 | And I stopped in mid-Renee and every sweat pour on my body. |
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